TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE BEER SUMMIT
10. “Can I tell you guys a secret? I have no idea what Cap & Trade is.”
9. “Why the non-alcoholic beer, Joe? If you get a little drunk, do you get reserved and coherent?”
8. “Quiet! Don’t say that with the cops around!”
7. “I have to confess, I’m a little prejudiced against blacks myself. Every time Malia and Sasha hug me, I check my wallet.”
6. “To help with racial justice, I have the Secret Service randomly beat up white people. Sorry, Joe.”
5. “I love you guys! …Except you two, because you’re white.”
4. “You took an economics class in college, Jim? Holy crap! You have to tell me what the hell is happening!”
3. “No, that’s also a racial slur, Joe.”
2. “How dead from alcohol poisoning would you be if you tried to drink until Pelosi looked doable.”
And the number one thing overheard at the Beer Summit…
“Crackers!”
The Fred Thompson Show also has some audio from the event:
“I had the Secret Service run Barney Frank off when he thought he heard we were having a “Queer Summit”
This is what is known as a teachable moment.
No one could survive trying to accomplish #2!!!
“Oh, no, this doesn’t taste like arugula at all. Please take it back.
You should have called this blog entry “Crackers and Beer”!
Chuck, Barney Frank was lurking about because he had heard Obama was serving Queer Nuts. Biden was drinking O”Dulls, the alcohol-free beer for morons. Gates was insulted because thwy sat at a WHITE table. I guess it was held outside so the crackers were kept out of the White House.
“Honestly Sgt. Crowley, I thought ‘stupidly’meant smart. I hear it all the time from Michelle. Hey, wait a minute…”
#2 ……. That was a gud one!
Bama actually let Biden attend? What? Couldnt find another white guy to balance out the table? Ya gotta admit …. Bama is reckless….. allowing Biden to be exposed to that environment was begging for another “incident”.
I SHUN “Skippy” Gates…..( I have never heard of a black guy nik named “Skip” are they really sure he isnt just really tan?)
the Beer Summit ….what really happened.
Biden, Gates, Obama, and Sgt. Crowley sitting at table…..
Gates: Crowley Yo mamma is so stupid….
Sgt. Crowley: Why you little! (chokes gates)
Obama: Uh Sgt Crowley you are uh um acting stupidly uh um er so uh stop choking my uh um little buddy er friend uh Mr Gates.
Biden: but skipper I thought I was your little buddy? (biden starts sobbing)
Obama: uh oh fudge er uh what do I do telepropmter?
Teleprompter: (crashes to the ground and shatters)
Was Joe the Vice-President drinking non-alcoholic beer?! I’ve been wondering about that. I kept thinking, as I watched this dog and pony show “My God they’re not actually giving him alcohol are they?” If indeed they gave him near beer then it’s encouraging to know the White House isn’t completely out of touch with reality!
Did you hear how the Secret Service had to keep Barney Frank from crashing the party yesterday because Barney thought they were having a Queer Summit and thought he could just BLOW right in….Hey I gotta million of ‘um, Joe the Vice-President, somewhere un-disclosed, Washington DC. All credit to Chuck.
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Much better. Even a million monkeys working on a million Mac’s for a million years….hey, who are we kidding. They don’t use Mac’s.
Oh, this isn’t Bud Lite. I had the beer dumped out and had Mad Dog 20/20 put in.
“Can I tell you guys a secret? I have no idea what Cap & Trade is.”
Obie thought it meant swapping baseball caps.
GMTA. As I read the list I was thinking it was worthy of a mention on Fred’s show.
Obama: “I better slow down. I’m about halfway through this pint of light beer, and I’m feeling pretty woozy.”
“No Joe, we aren’t going to take our Weeners out and compare!”
“I am your boss, you are the Secret Service and I am ordering you to fire on that man…I don’t care if he is the Vice President!”
A question harleycowboy….was that the expensive imported sparkling MD 20/20, or just the regular domestic MD 20/20?
I’d better go slowly. I just can’t forget that night that I first met Michelle…
“No, Joe! I mean to didn’t say it like that! Oh God, come back! I love you Joe!!..”
here try my new Arugula flavored beer.
A little beer, a few laughs. just a Brew-HaHa over a Brough-haha. Hey, that’s not bad. I’m going to use that when the Media ask me about our Beer Summit.
Joe Biden: BEER? where’s barney? I think I misunderstood the invitation.
Professor Gates: Barack my brotha do we really have to sit at the same table with those f#@king honkies?
Cop: what the hell am I doing here?
THE OBAMA: I look soooo good on camera. Look at that monitor– I’m beautiful. Luis Farrakhan was my first choice for VP.
Obama: Ok its settled in the name of racial harmony between blacks and whites we will just go back to blaming everything on the Jews.
The only person I can think of who’s capable of getting drunk enough to do Pelosi is Ted Kennedy.
OK, now it’s time for the brain bleach. That wasn’t a pretty image.
“Do” Pelosi? My God man, have you no shame?
No.
#26 … massive alcohol and massive brain tumors can impair judgement … I’d be more pleased if he’d just take her out for a drive !
Biden: “Fella’s there’s nothing I like better than kicking back a few beers with some of my constituents in this little bar downtown that’s been closed for 12 years.”
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