12-Year-Old Scotch in a Juice Glass

Half empty. Check!

Uses telegrams. Check!

She’s hired, as my new assistant!

Other detective magazines are cheaper than 15 cents, though. She’d better be good.

Bonus points because Scotch usually has a twist-off cap, not a g-damned French cork. Some brands have a cork with a bulbous plastic top, which is both very cool and easy to pop out while looking like James Bond.

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