I assume you saw where the government, as part of its economic recovery program, has purchased $1,191,200 of ham. How much ham is that? Two pounds. No, really. (Hat tip: American Thinker and KOSMOSNET)
Don’t get discouraged. If you think all the government does is pay lots of money for ham, you’d be wrong.
Now, to be fair, it doesn’t say exactly how much cheese the government gets for $1,562,568, but I have enough faith in my government to believe that it’s enough to go with $1,191,200 of ham.
Assuming that’s the case, what’s the government going to do with all that ham and cheese?
Feed the world.
Remember, Jesus fed five thousand with five loaves of bread and two fish. Surely, Obama can do better.
With all that ham (TWO POUNDS … and it’s SLICED!) and cheese (mozzarella, no less) the government bought, world hunger will soon be a thing of the past. And, for the measly price of $2,753,768 it’s a bargain!
Ham and cheese for everybody!
Oh. Except for the Jews.
And the Muslims.
Oh, heck. I think I’ve found the flaw in the plan.
I wonder if there’s any way Obama can blame this on Biden? Or Bush?