I’ve seen a number of free gun offers, but this is an interesting one: Free gun with purchase of engagement ring. So you get the ring and the way to make sure you get your “Yes” answer. It would have worked great with my proposal to SarahK.
::Pulls out engagement ring:: “Will you marry me?”
“Eh… maybe. I dunno.”
::Pulls out gun:: “Will this change your mind?”
“Ooh! What a pretty shiny gun! I want it! Yes, I’ll marry you. I love you, gun!”
Actually, in America, shouldn’t we be giving out engagement guns?
ah ha. so all those fast&furios cartel types were really just hopeless romantics!
Dueling pistol set?
Hey, this one’s yours – its a single shot….
It is weddings, not guns, which should have a required waiting period.
You should get a gun when you give an engagement ring…Yyou are about to have in-laws.
she has a great dowry, a .44 and a .357
Sorry son, but you only offered a pocket pistol. Jimmy here on the other hand has a target grade 45. Better luck next time.
If she breaks up before the wedding does she have to give the gun back?
Engagement holsters, now there is an accessory I can get behind!
When I proposed to my wife, I gave her a Tiffany ring and a Beretta over & under.
For our 1 year anniversary we took hunter’s safety classes and got hunting licenses. For our 2 year anniversary we’re getting CCW’s.
A family that shoots together…. You know
When a friend of mine from college had a daughter, I helped him pick out his first shotgun.
Not only should there be a required waiting period, DamnCat, but the two should seriously have their heads examined.
Blarg,
The couple that shoots together bangs together?
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