Straight Line of the Day: After the Debate, Obama said to Biden…
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After the debate, Obama said to Biden…
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October 12th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
WTF Over?
October 12th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
what, now you’re the cheshire cat?
October 12th, 2012 at 12:13 pm
That was a funny f*cking deal.
October 12th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
…”What kinda choom you been smokin’? Can I have some?”
October 12th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
October 12th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
“Heckuva job, Joey!”
October 12th, 2012 at 12:24 pm
How many times do I have to tell you not to giggle when you lie. I can’t believe you have been a liberal for so long and still can’t keep a straight face when lying.
October 12th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
… Wow! You did such a great job! You debated Ryan almost as well as the moderator!
… Yes, yes, I’ll have someone from the Secret Service run out and get that new Pokemon game for your Game Boy… as soon as one of them is done with his nice lady visitor.
… “meh”
October 12th, 2012 at 12:29 pm
…I give your debate performance a solid B+.
October 12th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
Now do you understand why we only agreed to one debate between you and Ryan?
October 12th, 2012 at 12:45 pm
…. “That was great. My debate performance looked smooth and professional compared to yours. Thanks Joe!”
October 12th, 2012 at 12:45 pm
You’re the man! In fact, you’re sitting in for me next Tuesday. Extreme make-up begins at 9:00 AM
October 12th, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Well, Joe at least you didn’t say anything racist this time.
October 12th, 2012 at 12:50 pm
…way to take a cue from the SNL version of Cris Mathews buddy. (http://www.mediaite.com/tv/snls-msnbc-panel-takes-a-look-back-at-the-obama-debate-disaster/)
October 12th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
That’ll do pig.
October 12th, 2012 at 1:17 pm
. . . you stole my condescension. To the dog house with you! Yes, I licked it clean.
. . . I think we need an intervention for you.
. . . next time use helium to blow up the balloons, not laughing gas.
. . . I told you my joke about the rabbi and the priest a week ago, and only NOW you get it?
October 12th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Nailed it!
October 12th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Next time yell, “Intercepted,” everytime you interrupt.
October 12th, 2012 at 1:32 pm
… not as good as I did, Joe, but you were pretty fly for a white guy.
… you better turn off that snide face with me, Joe. Shoot for obsequious. I’ll give you a few minutes.
October 12th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
… next time, take the emotion chip back out before you go on stage.
October 12th, 2012 at 1:44 pm
After the debate, Obama said to Biden…
… have you ever taken a midnight walk in Ft Marcy Park?
… I told you I gave Martha a great wedding gift.
… what, no 7-11 jokes? We might still win. I told you I want to be in my $35 million Hawaiian estate in February, living off the skim from the foreign campaign donations.
… Great hustle Joe. I thought Ryan would lose it for sure. You were the biggest dick ever out there.
October 12th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
You’re fired.
October 12th, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Boy I was a 3 letter word…J E R K
October 12th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
…man, Joe, you were amped up out there…those B-12 shots really seem to work…and you only cried a little when the doctor gave you that shot in your @ss.
October 12th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
..hey Joe, it’s ok – you did your best and that all anyone can ask of you. If it were me up there I’d have gone to pieces for sure.
October 12th, 2012 at 3:34 pm
. . . Joe, the altitude wasn’t that high, but perhaps you were?
October 12th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
…Joe, I know I promised you a puppy if you didn’t totally mess up the debate, and I’m very very proud of you for being a good helper while Ms. Raddatz debated that big bad Paul Ryan, but I had some friends over last night and we got REAAAAALY baked. I mean we were MESSED UP. It was like…ok never mind. The point is we got hungry and ate your puppy….now come on….don’t be like that, Joe….hey…don’t cry….Joe….come on….hey…it’s not so bad, sport, I got you something to make it up to you. Look! It’s an Obamaphone! Only my specialest, most bestest supporters get one. And listen….when someone calls y….IF someone calls you, it goes “OBAMAPHONE!!!! WOOOOO!!!! ROMNEY SUCK!!!!” OK? Is that a smile? You can’t hide it….we saw that smile all night yesterday….I know it’s in there somewhere….THERE it is. See? Awww….you’re so cute when you laugh….now run along, I have some grown-up country destroy-ee stuff to do”.
October 12th, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Obama said to Biden, “Asssphincter says what?” to which Biden replied, “WHAT?! I know several asssphincters! They’re my mom and dad! They’re my constituents! I’m giving tax cuts to them!”
October 12th, 2012 at 3:54 pm
… Afghanistan, Lybia, Syria, Jordan, Israel, Qatar… you guys can’t just make up countries like that!
October 12th, 2012 at 3:55 pm
…Joe, I’m waiting to see what Son of Bob at IMAO thinks of the debate because he seems to know you better than I do!
October 12th, 2012 at 4:38 pm
…Joe, can you get Raddatz to quit interrupting so I can congratulate you?
…can you get Chris Matthews to call me, he seemed to say he was dumping me for you when we were making pillow talk last night.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:43 pm
…Joe, if I had a father, he’d look just like you.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:57 pm
…Joe I got some good news and I got some bad news. Good news: Both MSNBC viewers though you won the debate. Bad news: turns out one of them was just a cat that sat on the remote.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:09 pm
…thanks for making me look good.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:34 pm
…..Joe, I love how your dentures sparkle when you snicker like that.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:44 pm
I would rate that an “Incomplete”.
October 12th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
…take the dog, leave the cannoli
October 12th, 2012 at 6:32 pm
…you were right, smiling does make it more believable when you lie through your teeth…no one can see your lips move.
October 12th, 2012 at 6:57 pm
. . . if you keep on making that face, your face will freeze like that.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:13 pm
… I’m sure glad you made yourself out to be a man of the people while using a Mont Blanc pen.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:14 pm
.. So wait? We’re supposed to LAUGH about Libya? Good call: make ‘em laugh about terrorism.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:16 pm
…. keep this up and we’ll let you sit at the big kid table come the next Cabinet meeting
… GOOD BOY! Aren’t you a good little VP? Yes you are! Yes you are! Sit. Stay. Good JoJo. (Scratches him behind the ears)
October 12th, 2012 at 10:31 pm
…Joe, stay away from CarolyntheMommy.
October 13th, 2012 at 4:01 am
that’s okay, joe, i want out too.
October 13th, 2012 at 5:31 am
Joe, You’re the New Long Legged Mack Daddy!
October 13th, 2012 at 9:07 am
Good job Joe…but….what’s a Libya?
October 13th, 2012 at 10:12 am
-you bear an amazing resemblance to jack nicholson’s version of the joker.
-I thought we agreed only to laugh about deaths in Afghanistan in private.
-no worries, joe. I like chi-town better anyway…rahm says there’s no guns there.
October 13th, 2012 at 10:22 am
-did you ask raddatz where she bought that crockpot she gave us for our wedding? ‘chelle wants another one.
October 13th, 2012 at 11:08 am
joe, why were you grinning like you ate someones pet poodle?
October 13th, 2012 at 1:46 pm
…well Joe, now I know why the State Department asked for an increase in sedative supplies in that report that we never saw.
October 13th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
“Surely you’ll win”
“Of course I’ll win, …. and don’t call me Shirley.”