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The most awkward moment during President Obama’s visit to China…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most awkward moment during President Obama’s visit to China…
…when visiting a China Shop
… when he realized it wasn’t dishes.
… when he thought he had to drill through the Earth to get there and they wouldn’t be standing upside down.
…when Obama said, “Hey, this don’t taste like dog,” while eating dinner.
…when his handlers told him they don’t allow ‘bull’ in a China shop, so he’d have to keep his mouth shut.
…was that Obama was relegated to “the wimmin’s” portion of the official portrait.
… – an hour later he wanted to visit again…
…Putin cutting in on Obama’s suave moves…
..was how Michelle tried to bring the menu into compliance.
…when he got Nicorette on his silk tunic.
…when Obama tried to block Putin’s moves on the ladies.
When Obama said, “When it the Chinese fire drill?”
When he thought Chinese overpopulation was caused by only one person, as he’d been told the cause was — Wii Foo Kim Yung.
When he was asked, “I hear your party had a poor erection showing.”
…was when Joey pulled his eyelids tight with his fingers and started changing “Ching. Chong. Ching. Chong.”
…was when he was seated at the kids’ table during the formal dinner.
When Li Keqiang said, “I’m very pleased to meet you Chris Tucker.”
The most awkward moment during President Obama’s visit to China…
was when he was handed the bill for the last 6 years of keeping him afloat.
The most awkward moment during President Obama’s visit to China…
was when he discovered that the Chinese hadn’t stolen the secret to Anonymiss cookies yet.
The most awkward moment during President Obama’s visit to China…
he wasn’t prepared for his Hotel’s “American” fire drill.
…was when the Chinese Premier kept rolling his eyes and trying not to laugh during Obama’s speech on the carbon emissions agreement.
When asked if he wanted some Warnuts, he said, “No, I don’t like them Republicans.”
The most awkward moment during President Obama’s visit to China…
… was when Obama asked the best way to cancel free elections.
… was when Obama asked the going rate on nuclear secrets, as if he didn’t know.
… was Obama bringing a reset button.
… was Biden on the speakerphone during a meeting, asking if Ernst & Young and Egg Foo Young were related.
… was when Queen Elizabeth showed up and regifted a bunch of stale speeches to Xi Jinping.
…was when he yelled out “in bed” at the end of each line of the Chinese Premier’s speech.
…was when Obama kept calling him “Ex-eee”
@20 – I see what you did there. 🙂
The most awkward moment during President Obama’s visit to China…
was when the Chinese Premiere told him, “Didn’t see enough dead people, at the polls, eh”?
Meeting the Chinese Premiere’s cousin, Pu Kee.
… was when he started hinting that we’d need laborers for his high-speed rail project.
…was when the press mistakenly thought he actually got something in return for selling out America.
…was getting his head stuck in three Ming vases before it was determined that a Mao era bucket should be placed near him.
…was when he surrendered to General Tso.
when Michelle came in and found him stuffing his face with chow mein.
that long silence after he asked how long a Chinaman’s name was.
when he asked where Americatown was.
…was when he kept saying “That’s what she said”.
…occurred when he brought out the reset button Hillary packed for him.
…was a reporter called him, “Michelle”. He replied, “No, I’m Barrack”. The reporter then said, “Oh, you know you Democrats all look alike.”
…. was when Obama bowed and someone muttered stoopid round eye.
…was when Joe blurted out, “Not by the hair on your Chiny Chin Chin!”
…was when Obama declared, when gazing at a soldier’s statue, “There’s a Chink in his armor.”
… was when he re-read his instructions from Valerie Jarrett, and realized he was supposed to bring detente, not Dentyne.
. . . was when he asked for the dog entree. They told him this isn’t Korea.
. . . when the Chinese officials keep bowing and saying “Ahh, soo!” in response to his every phrase.
…when he refused to drink any Coke because he heard what kind of jokes the Chinese play.
…when Obama spoke about all the great contributions of Islam in China and there was nothing but Confucian in the crowd.
…when Biden said his favorite blog was I, MAO.
The most awkward moment during President Obama’s visit to China…
… when he threw out his back bowing to everyone.
… when he told Xi Jinping “I loved you in those ‘Rush Hour’ movies.”
… when he sold out the Dali Lama because he’s allergic to wool.
… when the fortune in his cookie said “Help, I’m trapped in Communist-controlled country” and then he noticed on the back it said ‘Made in Amerikkka’.
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The most awkward moment during President Obama’s visit to China…
… when he threw out his back bowing to everyone.
… when he told Xi Jinping “I loved you in those ‘Rush Hour’ movies.”
… when he sold out the Dali Lama because he’s allergic to wool.
… when the fortune in his cookie said “Help, I’m trapped in Communist-controlled country” and then he noticed on the back it said ‘Made in Amerikkka’.
… was when he tried to score one of those fourchoom cookies.
. . . occurred when he tried to get one of those cool outfits in a size big enough to accommodate Michelle’s butt.
… was when he did a spit-take when the Chinese leader tried to pronounce “Hillary.”
… was when Joe Biden showed up and started diving into his English-to-Japanese phrase book.
…was when Obama tried to impress everyone with his knowledge of Chinese history by lauding Chiang Kai-Shek and quoting Charlie Chan
Opening those little packets of soy sauce.
. . . was Obama giving the Premier an order of General Tso’s Chicken.
. . . was Obama asking the Premier’s wife how retirement from ladies’ wrestling is going.
. . . was when Obama was offered a drink, he responded “Sure, I’ll taiwan on!”
. . . was Obama pretending he’s still relevant.
… the big red reset button actually said ‘surrender’ in Chinese.
… Obama’s fortune cookie had a note saying ‘help, we’re in a slave labor camp making Nikes!’
… Was when he asked for reparations for them bombing Pearl Harbor. (They all look alike to him anyway.)
…was when one of his ears ran over a tank in Tiananmen Square.
… was when he started eyeballing the Premier’s pet pekineses, and couldn’t stop drooling.
… was when he asked where the “special sauce” was for his moo goo gai pan
… was when he became enraged seeing NonAnonymiss cookies on his bed side table full of raisins and nuts.
I judged this line here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/11/nuke-punchline-so-many-rs.html
Sorry it’s late!