(With apologies to Thurl Ravenscroft and Theodor Geisel)

Oppo [High Praise!], on the straight line:

A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton… was pretty freakin’ aptly described by the “Mr. Grinch” song, if you just substitute her name for “Mr. Grinch.”

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You’re a mean one, Hillary
You really are a heel,
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Hillary,
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You’re a monster, Hillary,
Your heart’s an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Hillary,
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You’re a foul one, Hillary,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Hillary,
Given a choice between the two of you’d take the seasick crocodile!

You’re a rotter, Hillary,
You’re the queen of sinful sots,
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Hillary
You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Hillary,
With a nauseous super “naus”!,
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Hillary,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You’re a foul one, Hillary,
You’re a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Hillary,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Stink, stank, stunk”!