Canadian gun registration laws are going to ruin a civil war reenactment that’s to take place near Toronto. Canada (our local Europe) would have forced the visiting Americans to pay a fee and register their muskets. Of course, the Americans were like, “Funk that!” and have decided not to attend rather than pay for their God-given right. In reality, though, hundreds of Americans with muskets could easily reenact whatever they want wherever they want in Canada.
I thought smart Americans were Canadians? Wait, my bad. That’s why those mother falcon’s all end up in America.