A march is planned for tomorrow to demand reparations for slavery. Slavery in America was a horrible crime against humanity, and the governments support of it is more than inexcusable. I say, rather than that forty acres and a mule crap, give every surviving former slave $10 million dollars so he or she can get a condo and a porsche. And, since slavery was such a horrible thing, I think their should also be some reparations for the children of slaves who were never slaves themselves. They should all get free residence in a nursing home, if any are still alive. As for all other descendants, they can get an “I sought reparations for slavery and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” t-shirt for the apologetic price of just $15.00. Act now, because these reparations won’t last forever!