We Like Totally Captured Saddam!

We got the bastard!
Congratulations to the fighting men and women in Iraq and to the Iraqi people.
Consolations to the press and to the Democrats. I guess you can use the line, “Well, you still don’t have Osama!” but I’m not sure how well that will go over (I’d probably punch you).
In celebration, I’m not going to wait until the last minute to vote in the New Weblog Showcase. Here is my vote. Check it out. Hey! How did he get Google ads and they regected me?
Like Saddam, General Douchebaggery must be defeated!
Expect an In My World™ on the topic of Saddam’s capture tomorrow.
UPDATE: LOL! “Ace in the hole.” -Brit Hume
UPDATE 2: Our military kicks ass.

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  1. What a great weekend. Yesterday, I graduated from college. Last nite, I celebrated and got drunk. This morning, I get a phone call bringing the best news of the week. Looks like another reason to celebrate again tonight.
    Hats off to our troops in Iraq and all of our other troops around the world.
    God Bless the USA

  2. Bwahahahaha!
    Did you see his picture? He looks so stupid…let’s beat him with a 7 iron and kick him with steel-toed boots.
    By the way, I’m GLAD we got him alive, it just goes to show that Saddam Insane really is a puss, I mean a REAL evil dictator would have fought it our with out with our troops before a hand grenade landed in his lap. What a moron. Now he’ll be paraded around before we let the Iraqi people rip him limb from limb.
    I want the highlights of that on SportCenter when I wake up. That’d be sweet.
    “Wow, look at that Iraqi kick Saddam’s forhead…you’d think it were a Ohio State kicker going after him.”
    “You got that right, Chip. Not to mention the beautiful swing the guy with towel around around his head it delivering with that bat. Any major leauge hitter would kill for that.”
    “Oh! And there goes Saddam’s genitals! What a power play there! I bet this one’s all over.”
    “Yup. In other news, Tiger Woods is still the only black golfer in history to make more then $25.”

  3. As IMAO’s Resident Vermonter:
    Yes, I do suppose Dean is a bit Screwed. I mean, here’s George Bush, best thing since Clinton, the man who has taken our foreign relations apart with a nutcracker to see how it worked and then didn’t bother to put it back together, and we somehow got the Bad Guy.
    (I’m not a Democrat, mind, i’m just antiBush)
    And yet, this is the man who threw his popularity out the window after 9/11.

  4. Anybody hear the crap on NPR? They are in tears, trying to explane how this is bad… Saddam is being mistreated… only 4% of the Iraqi people care about his arrest. Oy, only things worse are DU and Metafilter.

  5. Haha…I think one of those post-WWII hanging/draggings is in order…with ample amounts of thrown oddments. Or, perhaps we just walk him into a mine field or fire him out of something BIG…
    Maybe we can inflict him on France or North Korea?
    spark21
    PS…Final Unoriginal Thought:
    Justice…”Regular or Extra Crispy”?

  6. LiteFantastic tags President Bush as
    the man who has taken our foreign relations apart with a nutcracker to see how it worked and then didn’t bother to put it back together…
    Yup. Kyoto Protocol, Crack! International Criminal Court, Crack! ABM Treaty, Crack! This sounds more like a feature than a bug. Maybe he could take his nutcracker over to the State Department sometime soon.

  7. the only thing to come out of iraq is the oil, into the us market. I think it so sad that the american cabinet is so naive as to think the majority of the population dont think so. The us administration have commited torturing of innocent iraqis and afghanis, killed innocent people in iraq and afghanistan, as well as illegaly hold ppl frm nations around the world in guantanamo bay, without charge or access to a free trial.
    SHAME ON THE US

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