Dude, I like accidentally left my computer on at home downloading e-mail, so I can’t check any e-mail until after work. Thus don’t e-mail me.
Then again, I hardly read e-mails when I get them. I’m almost to a thousand unread e-mails. Unless it’s like really important and involves me getting lots of money, just put your thoughts in the comments.
Anyway, don’t bother e-mailing me.
First – and that’s another reason to bring the tipjar back. Lord knows that’s the only reason you ever used to read MY e-mails 🙂
Thanks alot for telling us now Frank! That would explain why some of us never hear back from you!
Dear FRANK J, it has come to my attention that you are looking for a way to get rich quick.
My grandmfather recently died and left me $5 MILLION US DOLLARS in cash! Unfortunately, due to complications with inheritance laws here in NIGERIA, I cannot deposit it here, as I fear I will lose nearly all of it!
However, FRANK J, if you would be so compassionate and helpful as to give me your bank account number, routing number, and numbers of major credit cards, I will be able to depost this $5 MILLION US DOLLARS in your account.
When I come to the UNITED STATES from NIGERIA, I will let you retain 20 PERCENT of the money for your services. You may even be able to afford to NUKE THE MOON!
So, FRANK J, what do you think?
Frank J, I sent you an e-mail this last weekend with my “Who the hell I think I am” answers linked, as well as a link to a Ted Rall parody I made. I sent the links again yesterday, but I guess you aren’t planning on checking your e-mail.
Anyway, they’re the two most recent posts on my blog if you wish to see them, http://alchemyfordummies.blogspot.com
Okay, speaking of Rall, the Minister of Propaganda for People with Pointy Hats just hit a new low: Bush & Hitler I won’t even try describing it, except to say once again we see a tolerant, peace-loving leftist wishing death on his opponents.
So my only question is this. Are there ANY publications out there still printing the work of this liar? It’s time to write to them and urge them to cut Rall off once and for all.
there’s an easy solution to that . . .
frank’s work e-mails is . . . .
I’m gonna call Bill Gates and tell him to add a feature to Outlook. It could go under Tools, Accounts, Properties, Advanced and be a checkbox labeled “Leave a copy of messages on server.” Then, I’d suggest that he add a checkbox to “Remove from server after [number] days.” And then, he could have a checkbox that said “Remove from server when deleted from ‘Deleted Items'” or something like that.
You think he’d go for it? You think anybody would use it? I know I would.
When I do this, I just change my email password.
I’m a smart-a$$ and Laurence is just plain helpful. That’s why he gets BlogRolled.
Does that go in Harvey’s tips?
IF you don’t read your e-mail, how are you gonna make body parts bigger or refinance your home where you don’t make payments any more or get naked pictures of Paris Hilton?
Who am I kidding? Everyone already ahs naked pics of Paris Hilton.
basil,
Laurence has been blogrolled in one form or another nearly since I had a blogroll.
Which remninds, I need to update and clean my blogroll…
When you clean me, wash behind the ears.
They’re filthy.
i’ve never sent you any e-mails…so…meh.
I can confirm that he does read all of the comments left. I’ve seen him do it. And he notices the names of the people who left them.
Regarding Rall and publications, I wrote to Men’s Health and complained about his “Testosterone Diaries”. They wrote back a while later that he was being dropped as of November, 2004. He was. I renewed.
Frank, ever thought of a IMAO wallpaper?
id like the big nuke the moon background on my desktop 🙂
Frank J.
Check out this story, in which some eeevil killer monkeys escaped and attacked the compassionate humans who had helped them in the past… They’ve been rightly dispatched. This just goes to show that you can’t trust monkeys… They’ll turn on you at the drop of a hat… er, cake.