Hey, how come nobody told me Instapundit has guest bloggers this week? Don’t matter if I’m sick; I need to know that.
Now, there are three people posting to Instapundit who we have not libeled and do not hate IMAO. We should be able to get an Instalanche this week! It’s our birthright! Get to it IMAO bloggers!
Hey Frank,
Instapundit has guest bloggers this week. Thought you ought to know.
Uh, Frank…
Hate to break it to you, buddy, but…
You don’t get to be a guest blogger at Instapundit without hating Frank J specifically and IMAO generally.
Rules for InstaGuestPundits:
1) You must be a libertarian.
2) You must own a blender large enough for 6 puppies (labrador).
3) If you laugh at anything found at this link, you are permanently ineligible:
Instapunditry
4) Frank J (and IMAO) must not be linked. No linked posts must directly link IMAO. No linked posts may have comments linking or referencing IMAO.
I only got to see the first page- anyone got the rest?
My presence on this site negates any chance of an Instalanche.
Here is a dirty little secret about Instapundit, and it’s not even a filthy lie… it’s the truth!
I have been ‘lanched 4 times… 3 by the original devil himself and once by his minion Althouse. The ‘lanche by Ann was drastically larger than any of the 3 by the “site owner”.
I mean, what’s an Instalanche?