Didn’t Louis Farrakhan warn about those evil Jooooooooos luring blacks back to New Orleans with toxic mystery watermelons?
Last week, 9 News told you about an unusual phenomenon in St. Bernard Parish that has some experts baffled. Watermelons are growing in areas devastated by Hurricane Katrina, and no one seems to be able to explain why. The story of the Katrina melons has now sparked the interest of some biologists, who are curious about just what might be inside. Gary Ross is one biologist who made the trip to investigate the melons.
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“It’s a general scientific interest, and it also could be a public concern because a lot of the people who see these nice watermelons may want to immediately eat them. And they may be perfectly fine… but then they may not be.”
Ross also took soil samples from the ground where watermelons were inexplicably sprouting. He says he wants to know what’s in the dirt that spawned the springtime fruit in the fall and winter.
While he collected samples he explained, “This site, in my opinion, probably has the potential of having the most contaminants, if any, because it’s a low area and the water pooled and sat here for awhile.”
Maybe it was Jesse Jackson. Or Al Sharpton.
Oh well. I guess we’ll just have to rely on Plan B: toxic Food Stamps with the poisoned glue on the back.
Sorry, that won’t work either. At least in my state, they issue the welfare bums something that looks like a credit card in the place of food stamps so the rats won’t suffer from “low self esteem”.
I like the idea of Food Stamps with superglue on the back to conserve them.
For those of you from up North, here’s a little primer:
Buy watermelon. Sit on porch, eat pieces of watermelon (this is a Southern thing, not a racial one).
Spit seeds out.
When seeds sprout, cut them with lawn mower or pull up out of ground.
Now: when nobody’s there to mow or pull up plants, watermelons grow wild when it gets warm (which, you might notice, it is right now in the South).
Being from Louisiana, it seems I heard something about this awhile back, and I want to say they found that the watermelons were contaminated.
It doesn’t matter. The Jooos still got black folks back to New Orleans under the cloak of an election.
I’m surprised no one’s made the racism angle in all these watermelons growning in Katrina-devastated areas.
Calypso Louie: YOU SEE!! FIRST THAT WHITE CRACKA BUSH SENDS A RACIST HURRICANE TO NEW ORLEANS, THEN HE BLOWS UP THE LEVEES TO KILL BLACK FOLKS, AND NOW HE’S TAUNTING THEM BY GROWING WATERMELONS WHERE BLACK FOLKS’ HOMES USED TO BE! I BET HE EVEN PUT EXPLOSIVES IN THEM!! THAT’S IT! HE BLEW UP THE LEVEES WITH EXPLOSIVE WATERMELONS, THAT RACIST CRACKA…..
Check the watermelons & see if they might have a EvilBush/Halliburton stamp somewhere on them.
Or, better yet, make your own stamp with “Product of EvilBush/Halliburton, Inc.” on it, sneak in to as many of the watermelon patches as you can at night & stamp all the watermelons. Sit back and watch all the experts scratching their heads over this one.
I don’t remember anything about Katrina watermelons being discussed at the meetings…you know, the meetings where all us white people gather to discuss how we’re gonna “keep the brothas down.” Oh, I’m sorry. I keep forgetting we don’t talk about that in public. My bad.
The first rule of Cracka club is you don’t talk about cracka club!!!!
“Spit seeds out.”
Don’t you mean spit seeds at each other? At least, that’s what WE did…
I can’t wait to get my hands on Katrina’s magic melons!
How long have I wanted to say that?!?!?!
LokiDoki, your evil! But in a nice sort of way.
Damn, when I was growing up we used to, contaminate the watermelons ourselves, cut small round hole about 3 inches in diameter on top side of melon, remove plug and save….. remove roughly 1 pint of watermelon meat and replace with 1 pint of vodka, replace plug, melt parafin around it…let mother nature do her thing for about 3 days…. harvest and enjoy some great watermelon. Of course do what you want with the seeds!
Have you read the open letters to President Bush written by Minister Louis Farrakhan? Have you saw the Tornados in the Midwest is this acts of God I say yes whenever you mock a messenger of God God brings about natural destructions to that land and people to show His displeasure and if you don’t think Farrakhan is not a messenger of God go to http://www.finalcall.com and read the two letters to Pres. Bush.
Um, Deryl? Your tin foil hat is slipping. You might want to snug that down to keep the mind control rays out. Oh, and so you can watch me wipe my rear on your so called Holy Book from your so-called Religion of Peace. I mean, they don’t make them out of tissue paper for nothing.