Forget about the new Monopoly properties poll going on.
What really matters:
Among other changes, the railroads will be replaced by New York’s JFK airport, Chicago’s O’Hare, Los Angeles’ LAX and Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson.
Well, let’s see.
- Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson is the busiest airport in the world.
- Chicago’s O’Hare is #2
- Then there’s London’s Heathrow…
- And Tokio’s International, which aren’t American airports.
- Then there’s LAX in Los Angeles.
And in the #6 slot is…
Dallas-Fort Worth International, not JFK in New York.
Obviously Parker Brothers are biased towards the Northeast, just like the baseball press.
Which New York team was in last year’s World Series again?
(Okay, so it’s not like the Astros were ever in it either. Qualls, one pitch, Grand Slam!)
Hey, don’t take it out on me, I hate baseball! Of course, I hate the Yankees and Red Sox dominating SportsCenter even more.
That sounds like a list of Al Qaida targets to me. Was Parker Brothers sold to the UAE?
Maybe they were going for north,south, east, west
So they’re moderning monopoly? Are we going to see Uncle Moneybags turn all young and nerdy to fit the new era billionaires like Bill Gates and Michael Dell?