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  1. When God fearing Jews, get the Blues
    How Do You Like Me Now?
    Sunrise, Sunset … and the entire score of Fiddler
    Memories – from Cats
    A montage from Franko, Deano, the Bingster and Madonna ( the early years)
    Or it could be just the Hokey, Pokey

  2. And now it’s…
    Springtime for Hitler and Germany
    Deutschland is happy and gay!
    We’re marching to a faster pace
    Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for Hitler and Germany
    Rhineland’s a fine land once more!
    Springtime for Hitler and Germany
    Watch out, Europe
    We’re going on tour!
    Springtime for Hitler and Germany…

  3. Chris,
    Of course! While MTV was brainwashing the sheeple back in the mid ’80’s, some of us were actually brought up right. I always keep SOD / “Speak English or Die” and MOD / “USA for MOD” in the truck, just in case I accidentally come across leftie protests. So many good songs to “Shock and Awe” the hippies. Examples:
    World Hunger protests:
    “Aren’t you Hungry?”
    Pro Middle East rallies:
    “F**k the Middle East”
    Love-fests:
    “The Hate Tank”
    AIDS rallies:
    “A.I.D.S.”
    Lines for boy-bands:
    “Spandex Enormity”
    And the song I’ve got cued up for the upcoming Illegle Alien protests:
    “Speak English or Die!”

  4. How about “M M My Sharon, ahh,” at about half tempo with apologies to The Knack.
    When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
    It is just a matter of time Sharon, ahh
    Is it just destiny, destiny?
    Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharon, ahh?
    Never gonna stop, give it up.

  5. Midnight at the oasis
    Send your camel to bed
    I know your Daddy’s a sultan
    A nomad known to all
    With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him
    Jump at his beck and call
    But you won’t need no harem, honey
    When I’m by your side
    And you won’t need no camel, no no
    When I take you for a ride
    ***It was alright for me, dawg. A little pitchy in places.

  6. I’m a white boy
    But my neck is red
    I spread Meriacle Whip
    On my wonder bread
    I may be pale
    I’ve never been in jail
    Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vale
    How many bitches have I slapped?
    Zero!
    And Matha Stewart happens to be my hero
    I live on a farm
    I was born without rythem
    Dr. Phil is my uncle
    And I like to hang with ’em.
    You know I can’t dance
    I wear kaki pants
    My middle name’s lance
    My grandma’s from France
    I may be whack
    “Cause my skin anin’t black
    But you can’t talk smack
    ‘Cause Whitey just struck back!

  7. Hi I am a person who loves pie, yeah. I do not place myself into any political party, but I like pie and I am going to HIPPI FEST this summer in June. For a three day concert. GO PEACE LOVE AND HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIE I LOVE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. He’s not singing; he’s telling a story…
    “So then Kyle says, ‘I know the answer Mr. Garrison!’ and then Eric says in a girly voice, ‘MI Mew Meh Manswer, Mmr Marrison.’ and then Kyle yells, ‘Hey Shut Up Fat*ss!’ and then Eric yells back, ‘Shutup yerself you F-inJew!’ OMG!! That Eric Cartman, he sure cracks me up!”

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