Chapter 1: It started with a vision by Al Franken. After being told repeatedly by his fans to “Blow it out your @ss.” He realizes that he that he should. Air America is founded.
Chapter 2. Jean Garofalo is added when her profile matches all 47 fields of interest of Air America, as established by E-Harmony.com. Unofortunately, Jean has, as they say in the radio industry, a “voice for TV.” In order to make her voice more appealing, everytime she talks, they also run the garbage disposal.
Chapter 3. Broadcast begins after a hostile take over of the All-Carribean music station.
Chapter 4. Air America denies any rumors that the network is on shaky financial ground. It then expands its frequency to include 17 local Jack In The Box Drive Thrus.
Chapter 5. In order to create a greater sense of community, Air America borrows several hundred thousand dollars from the Gloria Wise Boys and Girls club. Although they now lack after school supplies such as pencils and electricity, they are comforted to know they can turn on the battery powered radio and “listen to the short white man.”
Chapter 6: Al Franken denies any rumors of wrong doing. He also reminds listeners that he’s seen Brokeback Mountain 36 times.
Chapter 7: Al Franken writes a new book. “Can you loan me twenty dollars?”
Chapter 8: Air America denies any rumors of financial uncertaintly. In a show of solidarity, many of their employees decide to go without their regular paychecks.
Chapter 9: Air America loses half of its listernership when the local Jack In The Boxes decide to go with Muzak.
Chapter 10:. The liberal talk network announces that any rumors of their demise are rumors by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. They also maintain that they have fully repaid any money borrowed from boy and girl clubs and is sitting in an escrow account and no wewon’tsharethe accountnumberwith you, what’s wrong with you – don’ t you trust us?
Which leads us to the next chapter.
hmm. what is the next Chapter?
Oh Yeah.
Chapter 11. Air America files Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
Heh. Heh.
Unfortunately, with Al Franken out of a job he keeps threatening to run for office in my current “blue”-state of residence and being the moonbatty mecca that it is, he has a fair chance of being elected…DAMMIT!!! We’ll have to move again!!! Where will I fish then MR. smarty pants?? HUH!!
Sorry for going nuts there, I just take fishing and low taxes to heart is all….and FIRST!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Now comes the Kos/DU pleading for a Soros handout. I don’t suppose that it ever occurred to the leftys that the lifeblood of any radio program would be advertising, you know, the capitalism thing.
Maybe they can hit up the Gloria Wise Boys & Girls Club for some cash, like $875,000. I dunno, it’s worked before.
Maybe they can hit up the Gloria Wise Boys & Girls Club for some cash, like $875,000. I dunno, it’s worked before.
Sorry for the double post. The first try gave me a 404 screen.
HaHAAA! Ducky, you’re the man. er.. the Duck. You crack me so consistently up.
I bow down before you.
Such wonderful news to wake up to… and on Friday the 13th too….
Good one Ducky. It seems that the network devoid of new ideas is also devoid of cash.
One way you can tell whether someone’s a Lib is their inability to process facts, they never let them influence any decisions. Another way is their total lack of a handle on reality.
They come to visit reality but they never stay.
Stuart Smalley must be sitting in his closet with a gun to his head right now, saying:
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and doggone it, people like me…….”
KA-BLAM!!
I can’t believe the “Bush bashers welcome” campaign did not work…
Oh well back to the dark hole (George Sorros’ ass) from which ye came.
I think everyone should be thinking of what they can do to help me, Al Franken, out during my time of need.
Chapt 12: “The Evil Within”
The demonrats get in power and execute their evil plan:
1. get airamerica picked up by NPR
2. being tax payer supported,not only do they get back on the air…WE END UP PAYING FOR IT!!
Evil Bastards!
Dont let this happen …VOTE!!
someone find al franken a job fast or he’s going to run for office here in minnesota like shimauma said and we have plenty of whack jobs that will vote him in and then we will have this prick to listen to all the time!!!
Air America was a projectile-vomit spew of Randy Roads/Al Franken’s undigested stomach-pump junk food for the left-wing mind [pardon the oxymoron]. It paid stations to run its drivel, since the audience ranged from slim to none and advertisers wouldn’t run ads on such an idiotic set of programs.
I listened only a few times, and between the vulgarities, the obscenities, and the inanities, there was nothing but idle chatter about the weather. Otherwise just chewing gum for the left-wing mind [again, pardon the oxymoron].
But I watched an ultra-left professor at the U. of Minnesota-Duluth last night on The Factor and this obese idiot claimed Bush was behind the 9/11 disaster and had it staged with thousands of accomplices. UWis-Madison has an adjunct prof making his students buy a book touting the same insane lunacy.
Franken just moved to Minnesota, to be closer to his mental colleagues who elected the brain-challenged buffoon-wrestler Jesse Ventura. The Swedes and Norwegians there eat lutefisk and adore Garrison Keillor. Something in the water, I guess.
By the way, Minnesota and Wisconsin lakes are where the loon is found more than anywhere else. Coincidence?
I think they should have Open Season on
liberals, like the whole month of October
or something.
Open season on liberals only needs to last one day, Election Day.
Duckie, you must be mistaken. I know Jack and he wouldn’t put up with Frankenfart on his drive-thru speakers. Not even at a franchise store. It must have been Burger King. Or Beurger King Muslim. Not Jack.
MitchW,
I’m afraid you are a bit prophetic. The liberal way is to bring us social programs we don’t want and making us pay for them. Why not radio programs? After all, they own the television and print media, but the fact that we have the market on talk radio is their proof of the “vast right wing conspiracy”.
Shimauma, dear, you think you have problems? Not only has Southern Nevada voted in the state’s greatest embarresment (Hair-brain Reid), but guess who we have running? “Jimmy the Peanut’s” son! Normally, we’d take this as a good joke, but recently, all the moonbats from the “People’s Republic of California” have been pouring over the boarder like a plauge (to do to Nevada what they did to Portland and Western Washington), and the scarry thing is, Jack Carter might even have a chance of winning. Would you like to shoot me now, or wait until we get home? Jimmy the Peanut and Comerade Clinton happened to be in the state campaigning for him…it’s too bad we conservitives have something to do (namely working for a living), or we would have shown up to show all three of the way out…covered in tar and feathers.
Air America in Dallas went off the air to be replaced be the largest market Catholic radio station in the country! I love it. (That’s real Catholic, not Kennedy Catholic.)
Air America!
What’s Air America?
Did I miss something?
This leads me to share my idea that the donkey should no longer be the animal symbol of the Democratic Party. My friends a shrieking howler monkey is my personal ideal of a Democrat. Primate, opposable thumbs, modicum of intelligence. But when faced with the difficult task of producing something that the public wants, say like a profitable radio program, all that comes to them is to make a lot of noise and throw feces.
Hmmm…after the year-long fanfare of Air America orgy in anticipation of its Earth-changing arrival, I can’t seem to find much mainstream media coverage of this latest Air America development.
Hmmm…after the year-long fanfare of Air America orgy in anticipation of its Earth-changing arrival, I can’t seem to find much mainstream media coverage of this latest Air America development.
That’s right, I said it twice. I…umm..meant to do that…yeah, meant to.
Typical and Inexitable.
Eschewing the principle that people should get something for their money, they are now again begging for handouts.