1) What is Agnes Skinner’s nickname for Seymour?
2) When Bart goes to France, what is the name of the mule on the farm where he stays?
3) According to Homer, why did he have his name engraved in a bowling ball he bought for Marge?
4) In “The Grapes of Wrath”, Bart is happy to find what while cleaning his room?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.
1) John Holmes
2) Charles De Gaulle
3) To match the tattoo on her derriere
4) An grape from the Wrath of Khan
I don’t watch the Simpsons a lot, but I do enjoy these questions.
1) Isn’t it Spanky?
2)(shrug)
3)(shrug)
4)(shrug)
I once considered myself a real Simspons fan, but seeing the level of questions in this feature makes me realize I’m but a piker in this contest. Yeesh.
If it makes you feel any better, I’m batting around 50% myself. Some of these questions are pretty darn obscure.
For comfort, I give myself partial credit if I can remember the scene on which the question is based.
You could just cheat and look it up on the Intraweb
2) Maurice
3) So she’d know who it was from.
Even so, I believe it’s prudent to sit down with a 12 pack of beer and watch the DVDs. I could tell my wife it’s for educational purposes, that lives depend on my trivia skills. Of course there are a buttload of seasons, so it would require several marathon sessions, but I’m up to the task.
4) A cherry bomb.
Official Trivia Card answers:
1) Spanky
2) Maurice
3) So she would know it was from him
4) A cherry bomb
Disturbs me that Spanky was the only one I got right.