Gibraltar is finally going to kill its monkeys. One of the great things about the United States of America as that we killed all our monkeys long ago. That’s why you won’t find any of them running wild in the U.S. It’s probably the main reason for America’s success, because you can’t succeed at anything if you have to constantly worry about being bitten by monkeys.
To show your thanks, consider a vacation to Gibraltar. When you go, tell them how you heard how they killed the monkeys and you are proud of them.
Thanks for the news, Frank! It’s refreshing to hear that Gibraltar too wants to be a monkey-free city upon a hill
wonderful! It’s nice to hear that I can now take my kids to Gibraltar without worrying about them having to watch monkeys…..you know….do that thing that monkeys like to do whenever your kids look at them.
Frank’s dislike of monkeys is shared by chimpanzees and other Great Apes. The difference being that chimps eat them.
Another example of the evils of gun control. If the citizens had guns, they could do what I do…which is to shoot any monkey that attempts to climb through my window to steal.
When I was in fifth grade, my teacher read to us ‘The Summer of the Monkeys’, but I guess he forgot to mention the sequel-
‘Summer of the Monkeys II: The Culling’
We still have them in America. They’re called hippies, and while they carry all the same lice and diseases as monkeys in other parts of the world, hippies are more dangerous because they sneak into schools, universities, and churches and spread their ideological diseases.
From the link-
Gibraltar has been running a birth control programme to control the monkey population for about six years but it is taking time to work.
I sure am glad it ain’t my job to try and force monkeys to use condoms.
I’m not so sure that you can claim that we are monkey-free as long as we have liberals. Then again, that is probably an insult to monkey-kind.
Dunno, I kind of liked the little guys — the one time I went, one of them peed on a friend of mine, which was frickin’ hilarious.
I told you before this thing is gonna start in New Jersey…you ride a horse along the east coast for one day and see how fast you get to the statue of Liberty….
I love monkeys.
They taste like barn cat, but you don’t have to cook them as long.
In fact, I’d say the best way to prepare them is to follow the instructions in the VRWC manual under “Liberal, young”.
So then, should monkee-faced liberals be concerned for their safety?
Why haven’t you destroyed the International Primate Protection League yet? That sounds like a group dedicated to standing in the way of everything you believe in.