I like to check the obituaries to see if anyone was killed by nunchucks.
A fun thing to do with cats is yell, “You’re a paint can!” and then shake them vigorously like you’re a paint mixer.
The first videogame with controversy over excessive violence was the game Asteroids since in the original version, instead of shooting asteroids, you shot babies.
I laugh every time I see a rat because they remind me of Italians.
Ever wonder where all those cars are going in Frogger? And how do they handle an offramp with each lane going a different direction? They should do a game about that.
I think the funniest show that was ever on TV was 21 Jump Street.
If you found that the wardrobe you bought was a portal to the magical world of Narnia, would you keep it or return it to Rooms To Go? Before you answer, remember that you do need someplace to keep your sports jackets where a Satyr can’t steal them.
It’s kinda weird that pretty much all the marsupials are on the faraway island of Australia. It’s like they have some secret they’re hiding. I bet they killed the dinosaurs.
Sometime I wonder if the reason people are crazy liberals is because their parents beat them when they were children. Then I think I might be confusing cause and effect, because if I found out that my kids were liberals, I’d beat them too.
We call the Middle East the Middle East because its the middle of what’s east of us. What do they call it? Middle Here?
I think it would be really cool if they made a stealth train… except for all the fatalities every time it passes through town.
We call the middle east that because it was mid way to the far east for the europeans
As long as we are discussing “east”… why is it called the far east? Why isn’t it called the “near west”?
I think the funniest show that was ever on TV was 21 Jump Street.
I think that The View deserves that honor, myself. It was on the television at the blood bank a few weeks ago when I was giving plasma. If those women didn’t have that gig, they’d be panhandling on Market Street in San Francisco.
Upon inspection, it is clear that none of your thoughts are even remotely random, nor about randomness. Perhaps they are random in the sense that the subject of one cannot be determined by the reader from the subject of the previous, but even that is not clear.
Utterly predictable responses:
Have you ever found any listings of people killed by nunchucks? Because nunchucks don’t kill people, people kill people, you nunchuck grabber.
Do you shake the cat as a way to tenderize the meat? I’ll have to try that.
That early Asteroid version sounds like it lacked immersion for the player into the game, since there is no ‘baby belt’ in outer space. It would be impossible for a person smart enough to swallow his own saliva not to be jarred out of the game by that one, salient fact. What were those people who designed it, morons?
I have nothing to say about rats and Italians.
It is not true that all children who are beaten grow up to be liberals, because the essential ingredient to being a liberal is never growing up.
The Middle East is more appropriately called “Southwest Asia”, or as the Middle Easterners call it, the Western Caliphate.
There was a show called 21 Jump Street?
“A fun thing to do with cats is yell, “You’re a paint can!” and then shake them vigorously like you’re a paint mixer.”
I agree 100%. I also like to shoot cats and throw them down stairs. They make a funny screaming noise. Stupid cats.
#5 – Posted by: on April 21, 2008 11:29 AM
That was me. Forgot to sign. I blame cats.
What does any of this have to do with Ron Paul?
Ron Paul is the ruler of the universe. Except for the aliens. Well, second in command to Lance Winslow. And FDT. And FrankJ. And of course, SarahK, the brains in the outfit.
I guess Ron Paul isn’t that important to the story here. But he does have two first names, which is what’s important, after all.
Repent your evil ways Son of Bob! Dare not utter aloud the name of he who must not be named, lest you invite his demon followers into this domain.
The Horror the Horror…
21 Jump Street.
Wow, does that bring back memories! Even as a 14 yr old girl with a wicked crush on Johnny Depp I just couldn’t swallow the premise of that show. I remember thinking “Wouldn’t the police get sued for this? There’s got to be huge liability issues.” Then I’d try to ignore the nagging doubts and go back to drooling over Johnny.
But a few minutes later I would once again find myself thinking, “Why would the High schools agree to this? And would any of this evidence be admitted in juvenile court? Isn’t this entrapment? But OMG Johnny is SO HOT!!!”
After spending a few more minutes dreaming of being Mrs. Johnny Depp, the distracting thoughts would return “And why does this police department have half a dozen undercover officers working for a week to catch one underage prostitute with no prior convictions who won’t even get jailtime for a first offense? How much money is this investigation costing the tax payers?” Etc, etc, etc. I really wanted to mindlessly enjoy that show but it was just too stupid. It made “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” look like “My Dinner with Andre”.
“It’s kinda weird that pretty much all the marsupials are on the faraway island of Australia. ”
‘cept for the Opossum. My theory is that the Opossum taught them their place.
Another fun thing to do with cats is to feed them honey and put Scotch tape on their paws. By the way, either one of these things is funny in itself.
‘A fun thing to do with cats is yell, “You’re a paint can!” and then shake them vigorously like you’re a paint mixer.’
Hahahaha. Excellent!
I’ve been contemplating the POTUS candidates and Hillary is starting to look attractive. Something is very wrong…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
A good reason not to declaw cats is to deal with non-cat people. Mine (two innocent looking Rag Doll Females) have been trained to use their front claws on such people to…well let’s just say…”People should be spayed or neutered too”…
My Ragdolls are also trained to act as Ragdolls “The most docile of breeds”. Until such time presents itself and opportunity exists (they have studied “the art of war) and the enemy is exposed at which time such will discover that even the “friendly” Ragdoll” is 100% CAT with all the fangs and claws and the know-how to use them…. Mercy…We Think Not!!!
It’s all your fault SarahK. See’n as you went and married Larry King.
Frank dear, go back on your meds.
It is not true that all children who are beaten grow up to be liberals, because the essential ingredient to being a liberal is never growing up.
Sorry, Socrates, that’s not always the case. If you beat them to the point of which they develop severe brain damage, then you wind up with the likes of Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Diane Finestein, Dan Quail and Al Gore.
USSJimmyc… i’m on your side on this one. I love my cat. He thinks he’s a dog, the dog thinks the cat is a dog. I think I have 2 dogs. The only way I know I don’t have 2 dog is that the cat, is tormented by my husband, and vice versa. Therefore I have 1.5 dogs and 1/2 cat.
Somewhere I know one of you anti-cat people is going to comment about if 1/2 cat is as tasty as a whole cat. Think of it as a BBQ chicken dinner…only you get half a portion. About the same meat quantity, though I don’t know the fat content.
And the middle east comment about had me fall off the couch… if The Middle East is named that to us. And they call it Middle Here, what are we to them, besides Infidels?