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Am I the only one who can’t go anywhere without hearing about Obama’s first 100 days?
It’s on every Website you visit. And not just news Sites like CNN or Fox News, but other Websites too. Like… [Note: some links are NSFW]
- webpagesthatsuck.com
- Animal Planet
- American Nazi Party
- Blender Defender
- Band-Aid
- Simon & Schuster
- The Vatican
- WebMD
- Zombie Strippers
The list goes on and on. Obama’s first 100 days everywhere.
And on magazines. Every magazine on every news stand has Obama’s picture on it, and a story on his first 100 days.
- Time
- My Weekly Reader
- Newsweek
- Boy’s Life
- Sports Illustrated
- Guns & Ammo
- High Times
- Black Tail
- Journal of the American Medical Association
Then, there’s the McDonald’s First 100 Days Happy Meals, Hallmark First 100 Days Christmas Ornaments … oh, the list goes on and on.
I, for one, will be glad when Obama’s first 100 days are behind us. Then there will be only 1,361 days to go.
That took a lot of courage to visit those links, Basil. I’m just too busy still to even read the news, hardly. Except I just went to Drudge and learned about the flu epidemic in Mexico. Looks like Frank will get his Mexicannon – a biological Mexicannon.
It’s gotta be time for a beer. And it’s Friday evening! Have a great weekend, Basil, and try to get your mind off the Mr. Lobamamy (ObamaLobotomy? Mr. Braindead.)
You forgot to mention that some of those links are not safe for work.
[Didn’t even think about that. IMAO is blocked where I work. Really. – B]
I just wasted WAY too much time playing around with those links. But what a hoot. My husband is interested in some artwork from High Times now.
What the hell?
Maybe the world of medicine will give us the Obama 100 day cure for gonorrhea?
or
The Gay Blade magazine issue of the Obama 100 day course “Tea Dipping Made Easy”.
or
Congressionsl Quarterly’s 100 ways to show affection by Obama, Rahm and Barney.
or
100 Girl Scout Gingerbread Man cookies in the likeness of Obama complete with twizzly little arms.
or
A new beer from Pudwiser-Tush, “From the first taste, you’ll go Baaaaaraaack” at least 100 times!
AR said:
Seconded.
Anyway, I’m now beginning to wonder what the U.S. would look like after I was abducted by aliens and put in a cryogenic whatchayoumacallit sleep thing and awoke after Obama had been in charge for a while. Post-apocalyptic wasteland? Chinese soldiers in the streets? A full-on Obamunist dictatorship? President Fred Thompson leading an America whose countryside is plagued by bandits and hippies, and whose cities look like Stalingrad circa January 1943? The possibilities are endless. Give Obama credit, he brings excitement and suspense, don’t he?!
The Nazi Party site scared the krap out of me…
While I like to be one of those people that at least PRETENDS to think it’s good to learn something new every day….I really didn’t want to learn that the American Nazi Party is based in home sweet home Michigan, even if we do tilt blue. Interestingly enough, they’re also based smack-dab in the middle of the part of the state that’s full-bore Demo-land..if we could just cede it to Canada, would turn us into a Red State, and they’d be in a country that was more white. Double bonus, for us and them!!!
^^^Sounds like a winning idea!
(Futurama’s Prof. Farnsworth voice) “Good Neeews, Everybody!”
I attended a Dr. David Jerimiah rally last night and learned 3 important things about
Biblical End-time prophecy:
1. The Anti-Christ will be the leader of a Renewed Roman Empire (European Union),
and therefore can’t be any American politician I might be thinking of.
2. The identity of the Anti-Christ won’t be revealed until after the Rapture of the Church,
therefore if you Think you know who he is; that just means you’ve been Left Behind!
3. It could happen at any time.
In a grim sort of way, I find that very comforting.
Yep! … A-a-nny time now … Uh-huh … Any minute now …
(Sigh.) I’m going to bed. Good Night, and may God bless!
I guess I need someone to spell out the joke here. ?????? I don’t get it.
[Joke? There’s no joke here.
Unless you mean the guy in the White House. He’s a joke.
Or the way the media fawns all over him. That’s a joke.
Certainly not the links in this post, a third of which go to something silly/stupid/clever/dumb related to the supposed topic of the link, and a third of which go to something stupid/dumb and are in no way connected to the supposed topic of the link. No joke there, either.
I guess there’s no joke after all.
This blog post. EPIC FAIL! – B]
You mean it’s ONLY been 100 days? *Sigh*
Not to be a back-seat driver, but I
saypray (again) that it’s time for God to start thinning the herd of all the stupid, lazy, selfish, immoral, Liberal, and those that don’t know how to go above 30 mph on the Interstate.Or at least let me have a ray gun named Ronnie (get it?) so that I can vaporize them myself. Poof.
It could happen; He’s done it before. See Ancient Rome. See Babylon. See Gomorrah. See Sodom.
And the thing is, is that those civilizations acted very much the way ours does now.
“God’ll getcha for that, Walter!”
Basil,
Don’t forget that motopolitico is Italian (actually in Italy) so the humor scale needs to be adjusted to Metric.