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  1. *msm* – “No, Mr President. We need you to look serious. SERIOUS, Mr President. No, no. Look grave, like you’re thinking about Iran- Mr President, we’re trying to help you, here. Look serious- Forget it, somebody here knows Photoshop, right?”

  2. “MMMM…Just a little slower, Nancy…easy, I can’t stain these slacks again…ooohhh that’s it. Make papa happy and he’ll share some of ths Ben & Jerry’s Vanilla Stimulus Supreme with you….”

  3. “Iran”? No, you have the pronunciation all wrong. Under the O, it’s simply “I RUN”. As in,

    Melikes pansies.
    Melikes singing.
    Melikes fingerpainting.
    Melikes money.
    Melikes yes-men.
    Melikes to run away from being a stand-up kinda guy.

    Yes, Missy President, the world IS watching…

  4. yeah…but he’s wearing a bracelet(who knows what it is for)…he CARES about people
    /obot voice off

    *now find the pic of him going down on that cone, it was Chicago on the down-low priceless

  5. BRAIN FREEZE!!! Oh wait got have a brain to freeze first.
    Me Obama haz iscream uz cantz haz nun.
    Ice Cream the only way Joe The Biden can keep him from running around like a sreaming bratty five year old and destroying the country.

  6. From what I can see, that is a check hanging in the window and a sign that says, “Do NOT accept checks from this loser because he bankrupts everthing he touches” and a picture of Obama. Also, doesn’t that look like a teleprompter in the background. And a LOT of press folks reflected in it.

    To give the Idiot In Chief his due, according to Treacher, this particular ice cream run happened several months ago but… still. What a moron.

  7. “And then I said it would create or save 150,000 jobs, and they bought it!”

    “Man, this is good. Rhambo, set up an ice cream czar and get Gethner working on a ‘bailout’ for DQ!”

    “And to think, that Bush guy would have said some foolish cowboy-like thing to Iran at this point, or maybe even done something. What a goob!”

  8. Obviously, the US & Iran are separated by an uncommon language, a couple big bodies of water, & totally different views of reality:

    Mr. Qashqavi [Iranian foreign-ministry spokesman] drew comparisons with American election results.

    “No one encouraged the American people to stage a riot” because they disagreed with the re-election of George W. Bush, he said.

    Does Iran even exist in the same solar system as the US? Unless by “no one” Qashqavi really meant “the entire DNC & entire US MSM”

  9. Those who refuse to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

    Nero (O’vomit) fiddles (eats ice cream) while Rome (Iran) burns (implodes). The more things change, the more they stay the same. That’s the nice thing about cliches……….they are always true……that’s why they’re still around.

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