It’s really more fun and satisfying to set things on fire with rocket launcher armed dinosaurs. When you set things on fire with your mind, people look around all confused and wonder what is going on. But when a thundering T-rex stomps in and lobs a smoking pile of thermobaric in their laps, well then there is no question what happened.
Setting things on fire is most dangerous and should not be tried by anyone! Also, be sure to wear your helmet, elbow and knee pads when riding a skate board or bike at all times! Don’t run with scissors! And please be kind to Mother Earth!
I still haven’t developed telekinesis. I recall that being promised in exchange for me taking my reasoning temporarily offline and voting for the socialist weasel.
Do… Do you think some of hObama’s campaign promises were lies? *gasp* Say it ain’t so,Pa. Say it ain’t so!!!
Silly Frank, things weren’t supposed to “change” for you and me. Things were only supposed to change for Obama, his tranny wife, and their little trolls. And they have. They now have “dates” all over the world and lavish parties in the White House for their friends every Wednesday that each cost 100’s of thousands of dollars. You should be happy for the “change” they have created for themselves.
It’s okay, though. A lot of people misunderstood that one.
Maybe Obam…uhhh… gave you a different power. Try doing other things – freezing, ripping to shreds, head exploding, heart stopping, suffocation via head getting stuck in bucket or dry-cleaning bag, etc.
Just make sure you’re focusing on Obam…uhhh… when you do it, of course.
You can’t? I judge you.
Bush’s fault.
Open your mind. Open your m i n d.
Do you have a Total Recall problem?
You CAN’T???! Then how do you explain that smoking unicorn in my driveway?
Please… set Chrysler on fire.. it will only suck up more tax dollars. ( for a look at why Obama wants to throw billions away on Chrysler, you can look at: http://firstconservative.com/blog/political-humor/political-humor-the-chrysler-fire-sale )
The only thing Barry will change is his mind when it’s politically expedient.
It’s really more fun and satisfying to set things on fire with rocket launcher armed dinosaurs. When you set things on fire with your mind, people look around all confused and wonder what is going on. But when a thundering T-rex stomps in and lobs a smoking pile of thermobaric in their laps, well then there is no question what happened.
Setting things on fire is most dangerous and should not be tried by anyone! Also, be sure to wear your helmet, elbow and knee pads when riding a skate board or bike at all times! Don’t run with scissors! And please be kind to Mother Earth!
See…Obama has changed me!!! BWAAAAAAA!!!!
I still haven’t developed telekinesis. I recall that being promised in exchange for me taking my reasoning temporarily offline and voting for the socialist weasel.
Do… Do you think some of hObama’s campaign promises were lies? *gasp* Say it ain’t so,Pa. Say it ain’t so!!!
Silly Frank, things weren’t supposed to “change” for you and me. Things were only supposed to change for Obama, his tranny wife, and their little trolls. And they have. They now have “dates” all over the world and lavish parties in the White House for their friends every Wednesday that each cost 100’s of thousands of dollars. You should be happy for the “change” they have created for themselves.
It’s okay, though. A lot of people misunderstood that one.
Maybe Obam…uhhh… gave you a different power. Try doing other things – freezing, ripping to shreds, head exploding, heart stopping, suffocation via head getting stuck in bucket or dry-cleaning bag, etc.
Just make sure you’re focusing on Obam…uhhh… when you do it, of course.
Change the only thing I have left in my pocket because of Obama….
#12 – Your lucky. I don’t even have the change left. The hope is gone too.
Elijah had something like that, but he saved it for special occasions.