John Hawkins has the winners of the fifteen hottest conservative women in the new media, and I was one of the judges. And just to let you know, don’t blame me for Mary Katharine Ham not making the list.
And isn’t the puppy blender’s wife like crazy hot compared to him? You usually only see that kind of disparity in beer commercials. He really must have made a pact with Satan.
No word on whether Hawkins will marry the winner.
Holy stromboli. There’s a whole lotta hot goin’ on in that list!
Who is Dr Helen and she wants me…bad! Really bad!!!
Speaking as a het female, the Conservative babes out-hot the Liberal ones by MILES (seriously no contest).
Not only that, but his list of what passes for left-wing, um, “cuties” is actually flattering. Unlike that Playboy article, which frankly, had me really upset to learn about the concept of “hate-f**k”…aka rape…of a woman with whom leftists disagree.
That would be the “wife of puppy blender” (how the hell did Glenn manage that IMAO-specific title, anyway?) who is unreasonably hot. And yeah, that makes Glenn sort of a geek god.
Well, crap. My 10:45 comment was directed at ussjimmycarter’s question. I don’t think Dr. Helen made Playboy’s rather disturbing article.
I blame you for Mary Katharine Ham not making the list.
Pamela Geller? Horn sound. Somebody needs glasses.
We should have a picture contest of the regular hotties at IMAO – with male judges, of course. What’s that? You wanna remain private?
Just send your pictures to: Jimmy Is Single @ Help Jimmy Out Dot Com.
Jimmy, your unicorn should arrive soon.
*raises hand*
I volunteer to help Jimmy with the judging.
I’ve been reading JImmy’s posts for quite some time here and to help him with his “unicorn’s” arrival I might suggest a link to pics of some hot dudes… I’m just sayin…
Marko – But will it have a Celtic or Italian maiden with long flowing hair riding neckid on it’s back? I won’t sign for it if it doesn’t.
And ussjimmycarter, as my momma used to say: “I’m gonna wash your mouth out with soap!”
did you at least pretend to fight for getting sarahk on the list?
Goe, thinks frankj will be sleeping on the couch.
Jimmy, the store didn’t say anything about Celtic hair, but Obama promised free unicorns to everyone, who knows what else He is capable of.
As one of the regular “hotties” (I use the term loosely…it’s rare that over 40 = hottie), I vote for remaining visually anonymous. I’m sure we all appreciate the vote of confidence from Jimmy, I say we just default the IMAO award to SarahK……best we keep FrankJ happy.
And BTW I built a stable in the backyard….I’m still waiting for my unicorn!
I would have liked to be a fly on the wall in the Frank J household when Sarah asked, “You nominated me, right hubby?”
God, I’d never heard of Dana Loesch, she is very attractive, MKH level.
Which reminds me. WHY THE HELL ISN’T THE HAMMER ON THE LIST? She beats Pamela Geller by a mile.
I blame you, Frank J.
What? No Palin?
Anyone remember Bethany at Hot Air?
And yes, Hammy Ham Ham shoulda been on the list.
At KarlJ, the list is new media only, bloggers and stuff.
I don’t have any pictures yet. 🙁
ussjc… Dr. Helen called and she didn’t ask for you.
I’m sorry, Jimmy! It’s the constant references to Twitter and Tweet on this website! It is causing me to become sexually confused myself and it must have been transference on my part! I’m back now…a fully man’s man! Never to repeat those to two words again!
Jimmy,
That’s because she called YOU! Nobody said she didn’t call ME! Muwhahahahahah! It’s a curse being the super awesome total manly man that all other men want to be and all women want to be with! I’d like to be loved for my mind sometimes, however. It get’s old just being a piece of meat!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, the soap is back on the floor where it belongs along with the dirty socks.
I was okay with the list until Ann Coulter popped up.
No.
Ann Coulter is a good looking woman and the few times she is not the best looking one in the room she usually wins out on any quality you look for in a person (interesting, funny, smart, etc.) to be the one you look at and listen to most. That’s my impression anyhow. But AR at #17 is right, Dana Loesch is a real beauty.
#3 – no doubt the conservatives are WAY prettier
and the article pissed me off… any guy who wants to “hate f##k” a woman should be castrated… that’s just sick
could we do a top #__ list nominated by IMAO readers?
I’m with you Pammy. I vote to remain visually invisible, thus retaining my intellectual hottitude without the fear of any actual visual negative impact. Lib’s do this all the time, see O’vomits slight of hand with the budget.
All I’ve got to say is that 30 years ago I could give those girls (except Ann, she out hots me by a mile and a half) a run for their money but 6 babies have done me in. Ah well……..the sweet spouse still loves me and that’s all I care about.
We love you too, seanmahair. 😉
Hottie grandmama ma ma!
Seanmahair and PammyV,
We see your hot minds and shapely arguments – those aren’t invisible, and we have no problem calling you beautiful.
That is a good picture of Dr Helen – most of the time she looks like she could easily be the insta-wife.
Sarah K – yeah, how many guys here have hit the refresh button just to cycle through some t-shirt babe shots?
Wait – there’s a trend here – geeky bloggers, hot wives…. Um…. Damn, I better restart that Blogspot account!
Ann – Well, she is hot until that shrill accent comes up, but I still appreciate anyone who can drive liberals as nuts as she does.
At seanmahair, EXCEPT Ann? Ann is moderately attractive, but she is not close to the top of that list. I think my opinion on who was is clear…. Though, I have mixed feelings discussing the attractiveness of political pundits.
I don’t get the whole Ann Coulter thing, I mean, she’s blond, is that why people think she is so attractive? I don’t particularly like blonds… Again, I don’t get the Ann Coulter as ugly thing either, is it because she is mannish? She isn’t that mannish, and considering what so many super models look like…
Also, where is MKH? I blame you Frank J.
Well I wouldnt catergorize any of those women as “smokin hot” but they were all reasonably attractive….
All conservative women are beautiful.
And funny.
And smart.
Excuse me, what happened to Laura Ingraham?
Personally, I find her much hotter than Ann Coulter, who looks desperatley in need of a decent meal.
But I guess it’s difficult to pare the list down to just 15 when tehre are so many hot, intelligent conservative women.
I love you boys too. You make me smile, which keeps me young and for that I thank you.
Have a blessed day.
#36,
I agree. What happened to women with curves? Sigh. Those were real women. Now I mean curves. Rolls do not count. Women are supposed to look like, well… women. They should not look like Linda Hamilton in T2.
Desert Elephant………gravity is what happened to women with curves. Seriously gravity is the enemy my friend.
I am surprised Ann made this list yet again. I sort of think she looks like a man……