If I were president, I’d replace “Hail to the Chief” with the Super Mario Bros. theme song.
If anyone asks, please tell them I was at your house Saturday night not murdering anyone.
Liberals claim to have better senses of humor, but they never laugh when I make fun of their stupid, ugly faces.
If only Obama applied this “I don’t want to appear meddlesome” philosophy to the economy.
If God made a soda, it would be Mountain Dew. But He doesn’t, so instead Pepsi does and they do a horrible job.
If God made a soda, it would be Dr. Pepper.
I’d use the theme to Walker: Texas Ranger or perhaps God’s Gonna Cut You Down, but that’s just me.
What’s in it for me? Unicorn, maybe?
If I were president, I’d replace “Hail to the Chief” with the Super Mario Bros. theme song.
I’d use the A-team theme.
Liberals claim to have better senses of humor, but they never laugh when I make fun of their stupid, ugly faces.
Thats because liberals have no sense of humor at all.
Liberals are confusing ‘the laughies’ with ‘humor’. Just because you’re laughing hysterically after eating 16 tabs of windowpane doesn’t mean you have a sense of humor. I guess their argument would be that it takes a big sense of humor to laugh off an abortion.
Frank, I figured you’d choose “Bodies” by Drowning Pool. Much better music to represent the kind of President we need.
As for Mountain Dew, it’s the only Pepsi product I can bring myself to drink when I have a choice. I’m absolutely certain God would do a way better job of making it though. God kinda totally kicks ass at anything he does.
“If God made a soda, it would be Mountain Dew. But He doesn’t, so instead Pepsi does and they do a horrible job.”
Well, Pepsi sold out and made their logo appear more like that new symbol for communism, the “O”, and you know how anything connected with “The One” always leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
Son of Bob said:
Don’t forget the crap it leaves at the back of your tongue that you have to clean with a tooth brush or mouth rinse. Man, I hate Pepsi.
For Obama’s term they should replace Hail to the Chief with Nugent’s Stormtroopin’
“That’s right, detective, Frank was at your house Saturday night not murdering anyone.”
Hmmm…I’m not sure that will work.
You must explain the jokes to liberals, slowly and using very small words. Try “hope” you can “change” your stupid ugly face.
If only Obama applied this “I don’t want to appear meddlesome” philosophy to the economy.
It IS all about appearances for the man, isn’t it? I have a sister like that. I say to her over and over “Are you interested in how it looks, or how it functions?” She was conservative as a kid and then married a socialist and lost herself. Poor girl.
You shouldn’t be so hard on the President, why he wouldn’t even hurt a fly! If you don’t believe me just ask those wonderful folks over at People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA).
Today, I would use the Simpson’s theme song, with a cameo of Obama saying “Doh” as the bucket lands on his head.
Wow! Your little bon mots are fantastic, I’d like to read more.
Have you ever thought of using twitter for stuff like this?
If I were president, I’d replace “Hail to the Chief” with the Super Mario Bros. theme song.
I thought about Sanford and son, but hussein’s already sing that one for foreign trips.
Then I thought about Shaft, but huissein is using that one too.
I may have to settle for the Barney theme.
It is April 1st right?
I have the Imperial March from Star Wars as the ringtone on my phone. I like to think of it as my own personal soundtrack.
“It is April 1st right?”
POB, yes. For the next 3 1/2 years.
Obama is like the kid that plays Super Mario Bros with the game genie… the media is his game genie as he can do no wrong. I could picture him punching a brick, signing a bill, then hearing the coin sound effect over and over. The difference though is that the goals are not to rescue the princess (Lady Liberty) or defeat Koopa (you get the idea here?) But all about punching bricks, gettin coins, taking mushrooms and being declared winner.
My Presidential Song would be “Raider’s March” ,from Indiana Jones.>>>”He was alive when I left him Officer, I swear.”>>>I think God made a soda, but humans callit wine.
(*** Breaking news from who knows where! ***)
“The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone’s surprise, all the color drained from Obama’s face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken,
almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, ‘Just how many is a brazilian?’
This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.”
Ba da ding, O-ZONE!
Can I have the Castlevania theme instead of Mario? It was more bad ass. Or at leastg the pause music from battletoads.
I’m partial to Donut World 1 from Super Mario World.
IH8Socialist says:
…”Liberals claim to have better senses of humor, but they never laugh when I make fun of their stupid, ugly faces.
Thats because liberals have no sense of humor at all.”
Should of stopped after sense.
“Just how many is a brazilian?” LOL
OK, why haven’t we had any random thoughts about the two guys they caught holding 134 Billion in US bonds in their suitcases? What were they going to do? Cash ’em in a quick cash place?
Also, did you hear that Gates said that if Korea launched a missile aimed at Hawaii, we’d have a problem with that? Our administration is right on top of things, you can just tell.
For The One, I’d replace “Hail to the Chief” with “My Bucket’s Got a Hole in It”.
Apologies to Ricky Nelson.