In Texas, a monkey was caught on security videotape stealing plants from the store Plants and Planters.
It occurred to me that there’s an analogy between this and Obama taking over GM, since the monkey reportedly said afterwards that he “doesn’t want to be in the plant business”.
Then I remembered that using “monkey” and “Obama” in the same sentence would get me tossed into a Federal Sensitivity Camp, so I’m not gonna go there.
You can also get tossed in a “Federal Sensitivity Camp” for using “thieving monkey”, “congress”, and “Obama” in the same sentence.
All them monkeys in the White House and on capital hill are thieves
In all fairness, there is a distinct difference between monkeys & common apes; Obambi has opposable thumbs and lacks a prehensile tail (figuratively & literally, he has no spinal support for one), where as monkeys in the general sense are designed the other way around.
The confusion is quite understandable when you consider the striking similarities between these animals: they’re both witless thieving accomplices for their handlers. But at least Obambi wears pants.
That monkey is as alike to his handler….as Joe the Vice-President is to Barak Obama. Except, of course, the monkey is smarter and better trained to do as he’s told and keep his mouth shut.
Try scanning the Interwebz, trying to find a story about a jackass who steals. Then, you can make the “thieving jackass” and Obama analogy without fear of Sharpton and company coming after you.
Basil: no, that wouldn’t work – because of the association between jackasses and Democrats (it is their party mascot, after all). You’d still get sent to the sensitivity gulag. By the way, didja hafta go and piss off the whole Ace Of Spades readership? How do you think that makes me feel, being proud of being both a ronin and a moron? Can’t we all just get along?
Frank: “… so I’m not gonna go there.” You need a volunteer? I’ll do it.
Zzyzx: I think the better analogy is this: Biden is to Obama as monkey is to organ grinder. Now all you have to do is deal with the mental image of Biden with a tin cup and a little red hat.
But at least Obambi wears
pantsMomJeans.FIFY
(sorry I couldn’t let that one go) 😉
Nunya-
I liked Harvey’s news story & I was going to reference it, but I’ve always felt that Obambi was less of a “mom” & more of a motherf****r.
Heh heh, Harvey said monkey and present hussein in the same sentence… I hear sirens.
AlanABQ says: I’ve always felt that Obambi was less of a “mom” & more of a motherf****r.
I think you hit the nail on the head with that one.
Since you can’t say Obama and monkey in the same sentence, can you say Obama and hemmriod in the same sentence?
You wanted thieving asses, here ya go…
http://www.masscops.com/forums/idiot-news-articles/63366-thieving-donkey-jailed.html
Arrrrrgh….Keith….now I can’t get the image you conjured up, out of my head. I keep seeing the two of them in front of the UN building. The Prez is cranking out a snappy version of ‘Happy Days Are Here Again’ on the organ. While Biden is cavorting about with that little cap and tin cup begging for a Drachma or two from the delegates from rich countries like China, India or Bangladesh. All to earn money to help pay off the massive national debt their policies caused. Perhaps if I stare at the Evony girl’s cleavage long enough I can get rid of this image….I’ll give it a try.
That monkey was liberating imprisoned plants . Those plants did not ask to be potted , they were held there against their will waiting to be sold into a life dependant on a humans. They may even be forced into a miracle grow addiction , How humiliating for those poor plants.
Heh. IMO’s Pizza.
I was unaware that there was such a black market among monkeys for plants.
zzyxz – Picture of Biden as Obama’s monkey can be found here:
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/lolbama-part-8/
Son of Bob
It’s sad but true. It’s especially pronounced among teenage monkeys, usually involving cannabis plants.
The most famous example of course was King Bong.
Are you sure that is a monkey? Hard to tell from the video. I think it might be a lemur.
I watched an old college basketball game. How was the presser? Don’t tell me no one else watched it.
Didn’t watch it. Although, I did catch some of the live blogging over at AoSHQ. Funny.
Ooops, are we not talking about them now that we are at war?
Mike
I think we met the enemy and they was us. Looks like we declared victory and went home.
Mark
To quote Doc from AOS, “I would rather slam my manhood in the sliding glass door than watch the presser”.
Um. Apparently no one notified AOS. Did you see the overnight thread? “The pork war marches on.”
Harvey, don’t sweat this post. I’m sure you were on the list for the
re-education gulag long before today.
They don’t need to throw you into a camp; the whole country has already been turned into one gigantic federal sensitivity camp.
And BTW, you could have used the word “macaca”.
Harvey, I don’t think the monkey that belongs to the Prez is as well trained as that plant stealing Texas monkey. Ain’t got a hat either.