Greetings and salutations, fellow IMAOans!
As you may or may not know, IMAO’s Great and Benevolent Dictator for Life, Frank J., has decided to take a leave of absence so that he might retreat from the stresses of every day life and pursue his lifelong dream of hunting unsuspecting hippies through the streets of San Francisco with Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin. You can rest assured that I have been informed by IMAO’s lawyers that no actual human beings will be harmed during these pursuits (only hippies), but I do ask all of you to please join me in praying that the Imperial Dark Lord Cheney does not send any stray bullets in Frank’s general direction.
While he is gone, Frank has graciously asked me to contribute a few posts here at IMAO, a truly awesome and most daunting responsibility which I hope I am up to.
As someone who has spent the last five years poking brutal fun at all things Leftist and insane (but I repeat myself), I was particularly dumbfounded by his request, because, quite frankly, I always thought Frank considered himself to be the reincarnation of a Chinese Communist icon. I can now assure you, however – after thorough research into the matter – that the name of the blog is not intended to be read as “I, MAO”. Being a good conservative, one can never be too careful about whom one gets oneself involved with these days.
Anyway, I hope to keep you all entertained and distracted from the horrific continuing destruction of our great republic for the next week. Oh, and since Frank suggested “pimping” my blog(s) while I was here, be sure to check out America is an Obamanation! sometime, where I “preach” the “good news” of our “Lord and Savior” Barack Hussein 0bamachrist as “Rev.” Right (among other noms-de-guerre) along with an occasional contribution from some other rather clever folks. You can also see some of my earlier work at The Right Place, where I really ought to clean out the cobwebs and start posting again every now and then.
I’ll be back again soon! (You have been warned.)
Uhhhh…..apparently Frank didn’t check his calendar. All of the hippies are in the Nevada desert for Burning Man right now. He may come up empty handed. On the other hand, right now, anyone should be able to loot SF, Seattle, Eugene, with all the hippies gone and running around stoned and naked in the desert.
Ssshhhhhh!!!
Trust me, the hunting party knows where they are. I just didn’t want to alert the hippies, you fool!
Why, someone would think you work for the New York Times or something the way you give up such confidential information!
Loose lips sink ships!!! Now zip it!
So, you’re kind of like a substitute teacher, huh? This could get interesting.
It’s always nice when Frank makes up new personalities for us to play with while he’s “gone”.
It’s not as hard as it seems. Post any new Crowder videos, give us some random thoughts, and post about new ways to solve problems with excessive violence.
Welcome, by the way. Good luck.
Uh oh. What is going on here? Did Frank get thrown in the gulag already?
I apologize for reporting him to flag/whitehouse. I didn’t know this would actually happen.
What’s with the Js/exploit Packed.c.gen trojans I’m getting here?
Seriously
[McAfee (I assume that’s what you’re using) announced today that their software is generating false reports for that virus.
http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_218755.htm
They promise an update soon that corrects this. – B]
me too, DamnCat, I thought it was some piece of crap the kids drug in from MyFaceBookSpace.
[Terry_Jim: you know this already, but for others, I want to assure them there is no virus here.
McAfee announced today that their software is generating false reports for that virus.
http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_218755.htm
They promise an update soon that corrects this. – B]
Frank is currently in rehab learning to be a good socialist.
Apparently Frank came up with a new sock puppet he wants to try out.
JC, rode past “THE PARK” corner of Haight and Ashbury in SF (King Tut exhibit a block away) Plenty of live game still in town. You must remeber that getting to burning man takes way more initiative than 75% of hippies will ever posess.
I’m thinking Frank is in Interwebs rehab. That rehab post a few days ago was foreshadowing.
Anyway, now we get to party with Mickey Avalon!
Not totally sure where this is going.
….Mister Right………now there’s a humble internet name….. whatsamatta?….mr. Perfect already taken? Somebody said it was ok to treat it like a substitute teacher….right?
It’s actually a triple entendre, TT… or is that over your little bald head?
See, I’m “Mr. Right” as in I’m right-leaning politically, but also a fine catch for any lady if I do say so myself (sorry, girls, I’m already taken, but isn’t any Mr. Right?), and I’m almost always right about the things I write about as it turns out. Also, I’m a blogger, which is sort of a “writer” and I “write”, so that sorta, kinda makes it a quadruple entendre. Anyway, I couldn’t believe no one was already using it when I thought of it way back in 2004. So sorry I beat you to it, but life ain’t fair!
Besides, it’s not my fault your moniker is so “Terrible” now is it?
BTW, I don’t tolerate rude students in my class. Get your a** in the hallway, Mister!
@MikeLL,
I don’t know what Mickey Avalon has to do with anything, but I guess there is no such thing as a bad time for Mickey Avalon.
Lesson #1:
Look, kids, if we need to link to “Mr. Right” videos, I vote for the one with more hot chicks!
The most appropriately titled Allow Me to Introduce Myself… Mr. Right by White Tie Affair
You have now been schooled. Oh, and you’re welcome.
Class dismissed!
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood Mr. Right. O’vomit is now targeting school children for propaganda and teachers and parents are falling right in lock step. Me, I’m going to be the crank and keep my child at home.
As USMC Veteran David Hedrick told his congresscreep;
“As for your education, indoctrination……………….. or whatever you call it: KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY KIDS!”
Sean,
My morning post is already done and scheduled. Guess what the subject matter is…
Btw, my wife’s a parochial school teacher, and they are keeping a close eye on this whole sham at her school (parochial schools are far different places than public schools).
Most disturbing.
Can I clean the erasers?
OK “Right”, let’s see what’ca got.
This ain’t no classroom; it’s a jury!
Whooooo, the cats away!!
MONKEY!!
Another FrnakJ personality?
They’re getting hard to keep track of.
This one had better be funny.
(shakes fist).
This whole pseudo-scholastic indoctrination experiment is why I pulled my kids from public school years ago. Obama is just calling up the troops for the most recent phase.
Besides, my wife is a far better teacher anyway. 8)
Vacation?? I thought one need to work to EARN a vacation. The only ones who work less than Bloggers are pastors and we only work Sundays. Blessing on you Mr. Right lets see if you can attract a drive-by liberal for us to feed on.
Well Mr. Right, we may not (yet) be able to arrest you for filling in at IMAO, but we can certainly have you investigated! So you better watch your ass!…….The Politically Correct Thought Police, Always Watching You, Washington DC.