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So Scozzafava even votes for Democrats. What were her Republican qualifications again?

Just because a terrorist bites you doesn’t mean you’ll become one, but you’ll still want to thoroughly clean the wound.

Despite Democratic majorities in Congress, the White House can’t get anything done because private citizens Rush and Palin won’t let them.

Do we make Autobots take driving test, or are we afraid that if they fail it will cause an intergalactic war?

I was away from Twitter for bit. Did anyone solve politics?

7 Comments

  1. What were her Republican qualifications again?

    Shut up, that’s what!

    I was away from Twitter for bit. Did anyone solve politics?

    No, but IMAO smelt less of arugula and other gheyness.

  2. This is Michaels Steele and I’m pretty mad at you guys! I keep offering up great candidates and what do you guys keep giving me in return for all my hard work? A big fat wedgie, that’s what! Newt and I (we have a great vibe) are suppose to tell you guys who to vote for and then you guys go to the polls and vote for them! It’s that simple…but nooooooooo! Some rube – hayseed – hokey – moose huntin’ mama from some state in Canada sticks her big fat nose into my plans and kerplewie!!! Well, keep it up and I will up and quit and you won’t have Michael Steele to kick around anymore! I’ll just go to work for the DNC or like something…

  3. “So Scozzafava even votes for Democrats. What were her Republican qualifications again?”

    When the Democrat party is over their limit of retards (and when are they not?), the only other place where retards can go on their quest for narcissistic power what’s left of the Republican party. Recently, one was even our presidential candidate.

  4. I’m John McCain and, my friends, I am outraged at how you all have turned your backs on Ms. Scozzafava. Personally, I have always reached across / around the aisle to support all my good friends from… across the aisle, whether they be Democrats or Republicans or recent transvestites (switchers) or politically bisexual, cooperative, do-what-it-takes, I’ll grease your butt if you’ll pback mine -types. You should all take example from ussjimmycarter!!

  5. I’m Newt Gingritch and I am in love with Nancy Pelosi! She now tells me who to support in return for sexual favors! If Helen calls I shall either go for the Newt Sammie or I will need to give P the Dear John and T and I shall be the new item around town!

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