When I one day have a son, I think I’ll give him a biblical name like Ham, Nimrod, or Poncho Pilot.
I don’t get why we need universal health care. If the universe gets sick, isn’t it rich enough to pay for its own doctor?
Obama is solving Americans problems if our problems were too much money.
Skullduggery is the worst kind of duggery.
I hate multiplayer, online games. I play videogames because I don’t like interacting with real people.
One advantage of being poor is you never have to worry about your children murdering you for your inheritance.
“Obama is solving Americans problems if our problems were too much money.”
For some reason the Monty Python “cashectomy” skit pops into mind.
Another biblical name for a child is Tiglith Pileezer. I have suggested that to several expecting friends, no takers. 🙁
I’m going to name my kid after myself – DamnCat Jr.
Mahershalalhashbaz.
Do you want grandchildren?
Name him Heman.
(I Chronicles 25:4)
Gonna name him Poncho Pilot? Why would you want to name your kid after a late 70’s early 80’s TV Motorcycle Cop character?