Non-Muslims aren’t allowed in Mecca, but what about robots?
Obama could get a lot more people to watch SOTU if he made the announcement for the new Apple tablet.
Life is fun. Still, I wouldn’t get too attached to it.
Obama says he now might be able to find some time to work on the economy in between his pet projects.
Why can’t we make satellites that can get their signals indoors? I don’t care if it will kill small birds.
What should I get my wife for Valentine’s Day? Do you think she’ll like nunchucks?
Everybody on the internet, just chill for a sec. Dude.
You should get her a three way. Nothing says Valentines day like a ménage à trois. It’s French, and anything French is romantic.
what woman wouldn’t want nun chucks.
Buy her a Jack Bauer signature brand purse.
I was thinking a friend for Mr. Shiny. A nice Kimber. Or maybe a reloading press and dies! Make shooting .45acp that much less painful to the wallet!
pump action pistol grip shotguns like the one in the link make good gifts.
http://www.mossberg.com/images/Mossberg_Guns/930/New/55340.jpg
Im really looking forward to Obama STFU, or is that SOTU?
Women should be better with Nunchucks since they cant hit themselves in the balls. But they haven’t seen enough Seagal/Norris/Lee movies to appreciate it as a weapon. I would get her a…
Ruger Charger
I thought the economy was Obama’s pet project. It’s just what he wants to do with it…
Satellites CAN rerach indoors. Just remiove the tinfoil from your roof. Ask Pon Raul for details.
Mecca could use a passle of Dick Cheney Death robots with kung fu grip. And lasers. And rocket launchers.
I’d get SarahK one of those snubnosed .500 magnums. Shiney and nice, with pink grips.
Great point. Those .500 mags do come in handy Storm, like if your driving home one foggy night and accidentally hit a full grown Bull Elephant and need to humanely put him out of misery.
Why limit yourself to nunchucks? Give her a whole ninja ensemble! Variety is the spice of life.
Daddio
chillin on the internet (per Frank J.’s request)
“Life is fun. Still, I wouldn’t get too attached to it.”
Either way, you should need a government permit to enjoy it. But, I think that’s in the democrat plans.
Random Thought: nunchucks can give you numbnuts, unless your a chick then no worries.
Seeing the pictures of the IMAO T-shirt Babe, I’d guess she’d really love those Trijicon Advanced Combat Optical Gunsights for Valentine’s Day!
Nothing says ‘I love you’ like Christian Weapons Accessories.
Life is fun. But I wouldn’t get too attached to it. “Skin for skin! Yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life!”—Satan. True Story
Is O-bah-muhh still trying to get Bo from peeing on his leg?
I think I just had my first random thought (I’m an independent thinker, not a random thinker):
When is the Pope gonna call a crusade and ask for help to protect Christianity (and teh Joos) from the Moslims?
Oo. Oooh. I just had another one:
Are ICBMs from a Christian Country (or a Joooish state) allowed in Mecca?
What if teh ICBM is Kosher?
Is there a speed limit for ICBMs in Mecca?
What if we name our kosher rocket ‘Aysee Beeyem
Al-NoDakota’ and trick ’em?
Actually, nothing says “I love you T-Shirt Babe Bride of mine” like a pink Kalashnikov. You know you want to!
Only Islamic robots are allowed in Mecca all other robots will be put to death along with the Jews, the Christians, and all other infidelic non-believers…..Yours in Islamic peace, Mullah Omar, Shitastan
Whatever you decide…….. make sure it is a “quality” and by quality I mean at least a grand….. 5 hundred if things are off due to the economy….