Lately in America it’s seemed very last seasony.
So on the question of bribing Joe Sestak with a job, Obama just said that he’s still working on his story?
With how long Obama has been working on his Joe Sestak explanation, I bet it will super explain things!
If his explanation works out, we should have Obama explain Lost next.
For the record, I wanted Bowersox to win American Idol because her name sounds like what Jack Bauer puts on before his shoes.
I know what you mean. Every summer since I was a kid I get these intense feelings of déjà vu – usually between 7 and 10 PM central time.
Lately at IMAO Frank has seemed very Americany.
Have you ever had the feeling that IMAO is an island in a flood?
Random thought: If repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell ends with anti-discrimination lawsuits, etc, as things like this usually end, I won’t say, “I told you so” out of respect for our military, but I will angrily shake my fist at AllahPundit.
Jimmy, America is becoming the Johnstown Flood. Hey! There’s a house in the middle of the flood! Crap. That’s my house!
He should give the job of inventing an explanation to Joe Biden. He knows how to make up the funniest bullsht.
Yeah, Marko, we may all need boats before this is over. With life rafts, safety nets, survival suits, the whole bit.
Hold on… My toilet just started flushing by itself. Unfortunately, Obama’s head isn’t in it.
“Daddy, have you put out the cave light yet?”
It doesn’t matter what story Obama comes up with to explain the Sestak story. The Obama Lapdog Media won’t look into it, the Schemeocrat controlled Congress is definitely not going to look into it. So Obozo can come up with an alien abduction story to explain it and the media and Democrats will respond in unison how much they enjoy the gas emanating from his butt and if they can just sniff it for a while a little longer. And if he can convince Michelle and Bo to let them have a little sniff of their butts too.
Daughter: “Did you plug the cat yet, Daddy?”
Daddy: “I did. But I used buckshot this time.”
Daughter: “Nice, Daddy. Damn cat.”
Hehehe
That’s OK, Jimmy. The cat has 8 more lives with which to plague Obama and his evil spawn – what’s her name – Malicious?
I can’t remember. But the wife’s middle name is Malevolent, I think.
“Did you milk the cow, Daddy?”
It’s actually a tough job. He has to remember what he didn’t know when he didn’t know it.
Daughter: Did you stop the leak daddy?
Daddy: I told them to plug the d*mn hole. Now, go brush your d*mn teeth.
-Windows tip If you click on the app you want to save, press and hold down the “Alt”-key and then press the PrtScr – you will copy just the app to your clipboard, and not your whole desktop. (open something like paint show and just hit control-V)
-You usually need 2 tools in life, WD40 and Duct-tape. If moves and shouldn’t use Duct-tape. If it doesn’t move but should use WD40.
-I hope that someday for the sake of political balance the right will have enough cultural power to be able to project things like this Sestak and oil well deals into the collective conscious. I also hope they learn to do it with out the screeching the left does on both sides of every discussion.
(sorry no time today to clean this up… enjoy)
Interviewer: So Mr and Mrs and trans-gendered and multi-gendered and non-gendered of the left, what is your political strategery:
Collectivist Left: “Well when it comes to being on offense lets try non-ironic hyperbolic screeching”
Interviewer: Yes that will work, no one will like you, but, they will go along with what you screech about to get you to stop. What about when you are defense?
Collectivist Left: “Well after alot of experience and thinking we are going to try non-ironic hyperbolic screeching and when that doesn’t work we will have a total media blackout and refuse to acknowledge the accusation.
Interviewer: I see see again no one will like you but they just wont want to get into a screeching match with you they will figure its the Republicans job and Republicans will avoid fighting back. Now about this media blackout you cant really think that would work would it?
Collectivist Left: Actually yes see our opponents have burned with jobs, families, religion, and hobbies. You see they are already bogged down with commitments to go around and finding the truth out about things and putting the screws to use over it. Plus we are all lawyers so no one individually wants to get into a fight with us.
Interviewer: Well good points. Don’t your people also have jobs, families, religion, and hobbies?
Collectivist Left: No our activists tend to have one of the four outside the liberal party faction and all the rest reside inside the party. This means that our hobbies are suing small towns to take Christmas paintings down or suing to put pro Muslim paintings up. It doesn’t change anyone’s mind but it pisses them off and demoralizes them and its a lot of fun for us.
Interviewer: Oh, I have read about that happening alot. But the others?
Collectivist Left: Through our politicians we use government funding to pay protesters so for those without another job that’s a chance for them to be paid to spend time with their progressive religion and progressive family and progressive hobbies. Some of us get paid from taxes directly. Others we just use welfare and its loopholes to give them to free up their days to spend with us. Those of us who are lawyers sue with the help of those protesters. Those of us who are in Media and Academia either help to amplify or ignore depending on whats suits us better. That is how we build and expand power even though 8/10 people disagree with and even despise us.
Interviewer: I think I smell sulfur.
Actually, I girl with a name like Bowersox could probably kick Jack “The Woosie Pretending To Be Macho On TV” Baur’s butt all the way to Nepal and back. That’s the beauty and problem with TV, a twit like Kiefer Sutherland can pretend to be Fred Thompson. Fred isn’t very happy about that, I expect Keifer’s ugly pimply hippie face to be seriously punched any day now.
I meant, A girl, not I girl! Sorry, but I have a full Memorial Weekend planned wearing my 10 Ten Democrat Slogans shirt and other annoying to liberal pimply faced hippies shirts, I was getting ahead of myself!
Proud Infidel is a girl? I did not know that.
I thought PI was homely looking when I thought he was a guy. As a girl…well…ummm…hey, she has a nice personality!
I think Obama finally got his Sestak story straight. His team of experts spent many sleepless weeks in a futile attempt to pin the blame for this whole situation on George Bush. Having found there was no way they could come up with a scenario that anyone (including the lapdog media) would believe, they have gone to a favorite fallback position and blamed the whole thing on….Bill Clinton. Works for me!
Well, I was a homely looking guy. In as big as a home-ly guy. But I lost some weight and now I look like an mobile home-ly kind of guy. Single wide. Maybe even an RV-ly kind of guy.
I do have a nasty personality. Good thing I’m not a homely girl with a nasty personality or I’d be Rosie O’Donell.
Rahm, make up the damn lie!
Bowersocks sounds like what Jack Bauer does with his fist.
An adult male talking to his teenage daughter in the bathroom about leaks just sounds creepy.
Obama originally promised Sestak Jacob’s job.
Unfortunately for them, a group of castaways detonated an nuclear bomb to stop an oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico that just hit a large pocket of powerful electromagnetic energy, which changed reality.
BTW, in season 3 it was revealed the polar bears were brought to the island by the Dharma Initiative.
The Others kept Jack, Kate and Sawyer in the old bear cages on Hydra Island. How the bears got to the main island is a mystery, since according to Algore, polar bears can’t swim. That’s how global warming is killing them.
I grew up in Cambridge, Massachusetts. We used to say ” you can always tell a Harvard student, but you can’t tell him much.” When I found out obama was a Harvard grad I knew he was going to be dumb or evil, (I didn’t suspect both), so I tried to warn everybody. Nobody would believe me. Now I know how Jack Bauer feels. He and I are hiding out at an undisclosed location until the next friendly administration is sworn in, if ever.
“Five Republicans voted to join the radical gay lobby in pushing passage of Nancy Pelosi’s remaining priority item before the elections. Those five Republicans are: Reps. Judy Biggert (Ill.) Joseph Cao (La.), Charles Djou (Hawaii), Ron Paul (Texas) and Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (Fla.)”
When we’re fighting for spaces in the lifeboat, I know who’ll be the first 5 to go over the side.
Random thought:
The cranky bitch who got left on the airplane because she was asleep. Was interviewed on Fox News and was asked “What’s so wrong with being left on an airplane when you fell asleep” The dimwit responded something to the effect of “Well isn’t it obvious.” Megan Kelly I think was the interviewer – asked “If anyone falls asleep on a train or bus they miss their stop and have to wait another cycle – its not the bus driver’s fault or the conductor’s fault that you fall asleep & miss your stop how can it be the airline’s fault & responsibility to wake you up?” The woman was short on explanations other than ‘erm and uh’ a lot. Again the woman was asked “Why didn’t you set your cell phone alarm to wake you up when you landed or before then?” Her answer “I’d been up for 24 hours and on a long flight.” Next question was “So what are you asking for in your lawsuit?” (Here you think this would be an easy question to answer for someone who is so indignantly pissed off at the airline for letting her nap for 3 hrs after the flight ended)…but like most liberals she avoided the question “I don’t know.” OK huh? She’s suing a major airline for emotional stress & something else…and has NO clue what she wants as a result?? Can anyone be that much in need of a short bus – i know the answer is yes.
Just another case of a liberal WANTING something for nothing, wanting a lot of money because they were too stupid to think ahead, to plan ahead, and another student of our libiot in charge’s classes on “Proper protocol for avoidance of actual answers to questions 101, 102 & 103: aka circumnavigating muddy waters with constant bullshit application”.
Either know what you want before you agree to an interview where someone MIGHT ask you why you’re suing, and what you’re suing for – or ask Rahm for the proper lie first.
And a 2nd note – I agree w/others on the ‘how can the teacher in NJ bitch that she’s not getting paid enough and then trying to smooth that gold digger look off her face with “but i love my job that’s the ONLY reason I do it”. Last I knew hardly any jobs paid their employees for their education PRIOR to them getting the job they have w/the company – yes many places pay for continuing education or supplement cont education but not pay for previously obtained education. Gold digger much?