So Mexico is joining the lawsuit against the Arizona law. Basically, their whole country now depends on a broken border system, so they’re all in on us having an immigration mess. I’ve been wondering, though, have they ever thought of just burning down Mexico and collecting the insurance money? I mean, this whole having a country thing was obviously a mistake for them, and right now the insurance on it has to be a lot more than the country is actually worth. With all that money, they can give up having a country and maybe just live in the Bahamas or something.
They can’t afford the deductible. Oh yea, that is right. Mexicans don’t carry insurance.
Gee, which does the average American care less about, Mexico’s opinion on our immigration system or the World Cup? I’m gonna call it a draw.
There are two problems with burning Mexico down to collect the insurance money:
1- No insurance, as Cila pointed out. No steenking money to collect.
2- They have a freakload of oil down there, so if you torch the country, the place will burn for centuries and the smoke will come wafting over the border.
None of those 2 consequences is good. So here’s my solution: annex Mexico and Canada. Think about it. Both have lots of oil, so that’s taken care of for the next few centuries. Plus now the Gulf of Mexico is all ours, so we can seal it off, drain the water and use it as a giant open air oil storage reservoir. Or we can turn it into an amusement park called Gushing-oil-land or BP World or some name that would make liberal heads explode like Haliburton’s Funland At The Beach.
Of course, it will have to wait until we vote Opansy and his Wimpocrats out of office.
I agree, but I’m wondering why we just don’t do that to California while we’re at it.
It’s too late to annex Mexico. They’re already too far along in the process of annexing us. I suggest we all learn to speak Spanish and consider ourselves lucky they aren’t Muslims or the situation would be twice as bad as what it already is.
@Son of Bob: You may have a point there. In order to collect an insurance payout, you need to be an “interested” party. We’re not interested. On the other hand, I’m not necessarily disagreeing with the “burn it down” part.
You may have a point, zzyzx. But then, if we do the smart thing and elect Fred Thompson President, they’ll be begging us to annex them peacefully.
“Please, don’t hurt us Senor Thompson. Here, you can have our oil for free if you don’t hurt us.”
Fox News has a new story thats been leaked from the Obama group about amnesty plans with a “plan B” approach in case Americans dont want amnesty for illegal immigrants (ie the house and senate dont go Obama’s way). Read the story. This is getting scary.
Frank, I just renewed my burn permit and it expressly says “Burning of Mexico permitted.” So, here’s the plan. Instead of a border fence, we dig a border trench (cheap and fast) similar to an aqueduct but we fill it with oil from the Gulf disaster. We use cheap Mexican labor (jobs!), pay them in useless fiat currency stimulus dollars (help the poor!), and then make them all get in the trench when done to bathe. Anybody got a match?
I know; it’s a stupid idea.
Why don’t we just offed to annex California to Mexico? The Mexicans would have some place to emigrate to that apparently doesn’t mind paying for the extra social program costs, and we would be rid of a very large blue state.
That is called a win-win situation.
Nuke Mexico !!! Atomic sombreros for all !!
Obama thinks it is okay for Mexican drug lords (aka Mexican Army) to have listening posts to aod smugglers on our side of the border. That situation needs the loving gentle touch of Fred Thompson, not Owimpy. Isn’t, seizing another naton’s lands by force called something….? War, aggression, a bad thing, anything a long those lines?
@acrazymic: Plan B is more like Plan 9 from Outer Space. The only difference is that Plan 9 was a movie that lasted only two hours. We’ve got a four-year horror flick with Obama playing the part of Bella Lugosi.
Administration Eyes Plan B: Rule of Law Not Required
You call california a blue state, but in reality, when you break it down by county, it’s mostly red. The blue counties are around San Francisco and Los Angeles. Unfortunetly, those areas are so densely populated that they over-rule the rest of the state, which is red. And that ladies and gentlemen is how a handfull of communists control one of the largest and most important states in the union.
My floor is starting to sag but I think I finally have enough ammo. Let the festivities commence!
Dang, someone beat me to saying annex Mexico!
But we really should. Then they won’t have to do any fence-jumping to get to America because they’ll already be in it, and we can help them make their country great because it will be our country which is already great.
Also we’ll have a much smaller southern border to defend that way.
Proud Infidel is right, I have been advocating annexing Mexico and Canada for years, but his post annexation plans are incomplete.
All Canadians, except Albertans and the Eskimos, are a little pink, so we can’t let them come in as states. The solution is after conquering Canada, it will have to be by force, is to deport the entire population, except the Quebeckers and Eskimos to our new territory in Mexico. There these 30 million Canadians can be put in charge of organizing the Mexicans, it will wipe out Canuck identity and simultaneously give the Mexicans a good example. The Canadians can run the courts, the police and Pemex for say twenty years and clean the place up.
Meanwhile Canada can be repopulated with the more enterprising Mexicans.
The trouble with Mexico is that it’s not full of Americans.
If we don’t eat Mexico, Venezuela will eat Mexico. So go figure, figure outters.
I read somewhere that Mexico has like 32 states.
if we annex them, that’ll bring our total to 82 states, 64 new Senators, a bunch of new Representatives and a new army of corrupt bureaucrats all looking to suck at the Federal teats until they’ve hollowed us out like King Tuts’ mummy.
The Dems will love it, but I’d rather set Myself on fire than see that.
We don’t have to make 30+ new states immediately. Start Mexico off as a US territory, root out all the corrupt politicians, corrupt cops, drug lords, etc. and -then- start adding new states. Then do the same thing with Canada, then with all the countries below Mexico, and we’ll have to change our name to the Western Hemisphere of America.
#20 – Swamper,
Yeah, that could work.
Thanks, now I can put away the gas can!