Liberals Don’t Know Economics?

According to a Zogby poll, liberals really don’t understand economics. They believe all sorts of illogical things like that reducing supply can actually lead to cheaper prices. I wonder if this is why liberals have such different policy ideas. See, conservatives see the economy as being influenced by supply and demand and pick economic policies accordingly, while liberals apparently think the economy is influenced by a giant money tree that will be appeased to grow more money if people sit in a circle and hold hand and smoke pot and don’t bathe, and they then pick their economic policies accordingly. So it’s not like one group wants to destroy the economy, it’s just that liberals don’t understand it and next time we have to talk about the economy the best idea is to dig a big pit and throw the liberals in it so they can’t bother us while we fix the economy. We’ll just have to remember afterwards to get them out of the pit before they starve and stuff. We don’t want to forget that. We better write it down somewhere.

Fish liberals out of pit.

There. It’s written down.

21 Comments

  1. Rank and file liberals think the money comes from the Pink And Blue Magical Unicorn. you feed it honey and love peace and it poops money. The leadership knows that money comes from the work of others, but claim they have a superior right to it. You can make your own conclusions.

  2. The Zogby poll essentially mirrors what my experience discussing economics with liberals is. Which shouldn’t surprise anybody once you take into account the flat out crap most liberals believe. What troubles me is if liberals have the economic IQ of a newt, how did so many of them get so rich? Ahhh, most of them didn’t get rich on their own, they either inherited it, became actors or musicians or became lawyers and stole it.

    I say we throw flammable liquids into the pit, so when they try to light their joints, KABOOOM!

  3. I’ve always wondered if so called economists understand economics, Frank. They never seem to agree with each other. Is this because some of them are liberals? If engineers approached their profession the way economists do, nothing would ever work.

  4. “Fish liberals out of Fill in pit.”

    Fixed it for you

    We have a winner! Although fishing them out with spears would be fun but that would require too much physical effort because there are just too damn many of them. However, a bit of blast fishing would save lots of effort, that way we could just toss in a bit of dynamite and the problem would be solved. Plus, blowing shit up is fun. Blowing shit for brains liberal up, priceless.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.