CRY FOR HELP: I’m desperately in need of captions for last week’s lolterizt pic:
that DON’T have a “rock, paper, scissors” theme. Put on your thinking glove and lend a hand, if you can.
Meanwhile, this week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From Bassguy:
From Kris:
From Kris:
[reference link]
From Kris:
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From Larry:
From Larry:
[reference link (ok, this is a parody, but it gets the point across)]
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Hart of That Hero:
From Hart of That Hero:
From Kris:
From Kris:
From Kris:
[reference link]
From Stephen:
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From Steve:
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From Turtle’s Fun Club:
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Heads up: “I’m gonna kick BP’s ass”-type captions are going to be a dime a dozen, so if you’re going to try that angle, you’ll need to be extra creative.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Caption for last week:
ZLAMIC FIST BUMP
NO HOMO
or
INVISIBLE BATON
For this week,
WULRD CUP
UR DOIN IT RONG
If I may offer an alternative “One drop on my suit and umbrella gets taxed”
Obama- “One drop on my suit and I will tax,regulate, and nationalize the American Umbrella incident out of F@#$n existence!”
Voice from the side-“sir the umbrella unions are big donors”
Obama – “Shnikeys this one is American union made it could explode at any minute quick get me a Chinese lead painted one instead”
For the new one, I immediately thought of ‘Invisible Ballet Studio”. We have a ballerina for a president. We’ve fallen to a new low.
Regarding the new one, I agree the BP ass kick jokes would be the tee-ball of humor. Which is the a new phrase I am trying to start.
-ballet studio lol
-Obama trying to frighten scurrying rabbit shows his best “Neo” kick from the end of the matrix.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident
-Obama “Scissor kick, scissor kick, and then jazz hands. Why cant I get this right!
(funny Hitler accent)
-“I am the dear leader and you shall walk like this”
last week’s lolterizt pic captions:
“I feel so pretty, I haven’t danced like this since I got out of Cebu”
“Oo Ooooooooo, Do the Hustle!!”
I’m a golfen’ golfen’ golfen’ ……I’m a golfen’ machine, Ah Baby, Bogie baby…….
That made me laugh, seanmahair bogie baby.
All I got for last week:
“1,2,3,4
i deklair thumb jihad!”
Since no one probably wants to use anothers direct quotes, maybe think along the lines of :
Hand grenades
Palestinians and rocks
Some sort of clean up duty
But the pic reminds me of Markos story of Jimmy and his extra-extra strength Viagra (couldn’t bend his elbow enough to swallow them).
“Wondertwin power….” piceless
For last weeks…”Wez be teh jihadi armuy, see r arrrms”
For golfing Obama….”I iz gladz is outside after mbo’s lentills last night” or “America, I fart in your general direction”.
Last week: teritz luv d hokypoky (terrorists love the Hokey-Pokey)
Obama: Iz tryng out 4 chrus line…springtym 4 hitler, n germny…
(I am trying out for the chorus line: Springtime for Hitler and Germany…)
Obama: fashitz salut, ur doin it rong! (Fascist salute, you are doing it wrong.)
For the marching soldiers-
“Psssst. Here’s picture of Ayatollah with goat. Pass it back.”
“Reach out, reach out and touch someone…”
For Obama at the golf course –
“I lovez goosestepping.”
“Dis is how Soviet soldiers did the goosestepping. Next I show you how SS did it.”
“Dis is me kicking America in de azz.”
There’re some great ideas in here. Post them!
Hey! Media! U goostepz dis way!
“Then I kicked the BP guys ass like this…
Ummmmm, don’t tell me. The BP guy is standing behind me, isn’t he? Is he big? Does he look angry?
Doh.”
Susquehanna…SUQUEHANNA…
Slowly I turned. Step by Step…