Random Thoughts

What was Obama thinking trying to tell a general what to do in the first place? Chickenhawk!

Not only is what McChyrstal did rank insubordination, it made Obama cry and thus just looks mean.

It should be noted that McChrystal would be a good name for quality flower vases sold at McDonald’s.

How do you drill under thousands of feet of water? I guess you use a cordless drill.

There isn’t really a good option for Obama in this whole McChrystal thing. Luckily, my only job is to criticize whatever he decides.

BREAKING: McChrystal has not resigned and has challenged Obama to fisticuffs.

BREAKING: McChrystal has released a memo making fun of Obama’s ears and has apologized to BP.

When McChrystal and Obama meet face to face, what do you think is the chance McChrystal will slap Obama?

So who wasn’t aware that electing Obama president was like putting a box of puppies in charge of the military?

Obama is either going to get criticized for being weak for not firing McChrystal or for screwing up Afghanistan strategy by firing him. And I mean criticized by me.

The Democrats did submit a budget. I thought it was the number 8, but I was holding it sideways.

If one of my generals insulted me like that, I’d probably cry and not play Command & Conquer again for like a week.

When Democrats have to give up on the “Republicans are just a bunch of white racists” narrative, that’s the end of the Democratic Party.

22 Comments

  1. “So who wasn’t aware that electing Obama president was like putting a box of puppies rocks in charge of the military?”

    Fixed it. Puppies are much smarter. They can be trained to be useful.

    The Democrats did submit a budget. I thought it was the number 8, but I was holding it sideways.

    Oooooooo, that’s classic.

  2. Shiggz RT

    I knew the hyper-progressive public school systems were failing to teach critical thinking skills. However, I did not realize they were teaching children to be allergic to such independent thinking altogether.

    Evil
    -Will always try again tomorrow.
    Good
    -Does not want to get involved and if it does wants to be sure they wont have to do this again too soon.

    Evil
    -Can turn your good intentions against yourself and into a fault.
    Good
    -Cant ever get more then 10% of people to do good things for non-selfish reasons.

    Evil
    -Denies its own existence while proclaiming itself good or holy.
    Good
    -Does not constantly proclaims its goodness

    Others RT (sic)

    -Over time, our nation’s children and the simple-minded have been brainwashed into believing that enslaving freedom is “social justice,” that the taking of liberty is “leveling the playing field,” and that individual rights are inferior to the will of the masses.

    -“Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with Jews building houses in Israel than with Muslims building a nuclear bomb in Iran.” …Burt Prelutsky

    -you cant mock something that has no shame…Sean Baby

    -… is such a p@#$%y that when he gets a haircut they charge him for a bikini wax

    -“You’re never going to live up to anyone’s expectations, so you might as well live up to your own and for me that’s to be as free as you can. And if money doesn’t buy you freedom then it’s useless.”

    -This is a radical turnaround from the last two years when this trio regarded Obama as a Moses type figure who could lead the Socialists to prominence in America and neutralize America’s Super Power status while promoting the idea of racial harmony through racial strife. He was the perfect politician, he had huge resources of questionable campaign funds and a speaking voice that wooed American voters by the millions.

    -Disgusting as usual WaPo! If I didn’t know what your agenda was I would struggle to confirm who was the villain in this story. What is it about the Progressive agenda that you are so desperate to protect? Is there anything that would get you to report the news rather than try to shape it? Is there anything vile enough that a Democrat/Socialist/Communist can do that would make you report the story in such a way as to portray the Democrat/Socialist/Communist in the poor light the deserve? I am struggling to understand why your allegiance to these people is so incredibly unflappable. I can’t imagine what depths they must sink to for you to report the news as it should be in a story such as this. This Congressman is a despicable human being!

  3. “So who wasn’t aware that electing Obama president was like putting a box of puppies in charge of the military?”

    If it only was a box of puppies. The puppies would cute and cuddly and eventually grow up to be that noble animal, the dog. Obama will just be an incompetent stumblebum lacking any hint of a clue forever.

  4. Guess I am pissed off as hell. Read this morning on The Galveston County Daily News (Daily Rag, to me), under the headline: Cranes Headed to Port of Houston, a Chinese ship making a delivery of 3 giant container cranes. We no longer produce diddly in this country. Nada, zippo, squat. Anyway, guess they need the cranes in order to unload all crap made in China going to Wal Mart. Wonder when the Red Army will arrive to unload this s@*%.

  5. Random thought –

    Even if I had more than the two cats I already have, the mockingbirds would still be safe from them ’cause I keep my cats indoors. No fleas, no need to worry about the damn possums and racoons from the nearby golf course. We have some nasty ass possums and racoons, I tell ‘ya.

    The birds throw a party at my house everyday. I’ve seen a bluejay dance outside the window mocking my cats. No doubt he is mocking my cats. One of these days I might just let one out. Surprise, surprise, Mr. Cocky Bluejay! Feline payback time!

  6. No offense to catz, but I knew of a mockingbird that would literally mock a cat. Trained itself to meow that mockingbird did. A rubber snake might do because as Jem and Scout learned, you never lynch a mockingbird. Scaring the crap out of them is a horse of a different color altogether.

  7. DamnCat, every spring the robins show up here and try to build nests on the porch roof. We put a rubber snake up there. They ignored it. We put a fake nest up there. Perhaps they would see another bird had claimed the territory? Nope. They used it as shelter from the wind. I love birds.

    As for the mockingbird, I actually enjoy listening to him. He has yet to imitate human sounds, but he’s imitated every bird in this area so he must be running out of tunes.

  8. “Not only is what McChyrstal did rank insubordination, it made Obama cry and thus just looks mean.”

    So, let me see if I understand this:

    If you work for the government and insult one of your bosses, you should be fired, but if you work for the government and assault one of your bosses after they ask you a simple question like, “Do you support Obama’s agenda?” you’re a good man and shouldn’t be fired. I admit it. I’m confused.

  9. @Marko

    Two words: pellet gun

    If McChrystal were half the general Patton was, he would tear off that one’s ears and use them for coaters.

    You would think that after a 19 months on a job, you could at least suspect what your duties are. That one.. not so much.

  10. I’m with ya, Jimmy. One ROE. No more. “Kill the other S.O.B.” Period. “Mother may I” is a strategy for failure. Is Obama approving individual Predator targets? Besides the ears, does anyone see a resemblance to Johnson?

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