Be cautious getting a milkshake any place they also sell straws that reach across the room.
All the Obama car metaphors make me think of the Bond car with the ejection seat.
From what I learned at the birthing class, it doesn’t look like this whole labor thing is going to be much fun for me.
So I’m finally going to ask: What’s the point of a vest? Like what exactly is it doing for Han Solo?
Not too much longer until the baby is born. I should pick out a sturdy burlap sack for transporting the baby in.
Burlap sacks keep children out of trouble.
Don’t buy Obama a tie for his birthday as liberals will claim its symbolic for a noose.
I actually learned how to subtract before I learned to add. Is that weird?
I can’t stand those uncouth conservatives of the future who will not be the calm intellectual I am.
Calm down. The reason the Cordoba people were pointing towards Ground Zero and laughing is because they saw Dane Cook in that direction.
I forget. Is Prop 8 being overturned a victory or defeat for Obama?
Can we stop wasting time with the Ninth Circuit and just skip to the next stage?
I never understand this stuff. So gay marriage was always in the Constitution and no one noticed it before?
It always seems like it’s Judge Nic Cage finding all this hidden stuff in the Founding Fathers’ documents no one noticed before.
Campaigning to remove government sanction of marriage seems more honest than trying to redefine religious beliefs.
You can’t have judges just make up new stuff and expect people to have any trust in democracy.
Conservatives have to fight to have something recognized that’s always been there (2nd Amendment), and liberals just get to make up new stuff.
In the future, there will be no voting and all battles will be fought among judges. Imagine Voltron in a black robe. That’s the future.
Conservatives need to concentrate only on getting judges in the right places and then make Democrats illegal.
At least we’ll save money on polls when the opinion of most Americans no longer matters on all the issues.
Nic Cage always finds stuff left behind by the founders and Dan Brown always finds secret religious messages left behind by Masons. Maybe they could collaborate on a project like the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew. Is that allowed, or is that some sort of church and state violation?
Burlap is much too rough for a baby’s delicate skin. Get a nice flour sack instead.
But whatever you do – do not put baby in a plastic sack. Plastic is not eco-friendly.
Campaigning to remove government sanction of marriage seems more honest than trying to redefine religious beliefs.
Sadly, the government got into the marriage business when we allowed it to give money to people, based on marriage. Social Security is one example. You receive survivor benefits in certain cases specifically if you are married. Of course, other programs require proof of marriage (or the status of your marriage) in order to participate. Get the government out of the business of determining what is and isn’t marriage goes a long way.
Obama has transformed America from the car chase scene in Bullitt to a Pontiac Grand Am hitting a deer. Are we the deer or the Grand Am’s broken mirror? I do not know.
Correct! Next: Paul finds support for gay marriage in Romans 1:24-26.
Actually, the Scripture Twisters will probably use the first portion of Heb 13:4, while omitting the last part.
Suggest you buy ear plugs for yourself when Sarah goes into labor, it might keep you from thinking Sarah is Linda Blair in ‘The Exorcist’.
Han Solo kept a Derringer sized Blaster in his vest’s inner pocket.
Swaddling cloth, wrap the babe in swaddling cloth. Jesus never got into any trouble until his parents set him free of the swaddling cloth.
as long as the Auto Industry is owned by the US Government and ran by Corrupt unions and Communist thugs buying a new America car is the most UN-AMERICAN UN-Patriotic thing you can do.
and Obamacare will be found CONSTITUTIONAL by the corrupt court system in the United States of Moloch. Once that happens it really is all over.
“I forget. Is Prop 8 being overturned a victory or defeat for Obama?”
Not sure on the prop 8 one but i think the MO vote against obamacare was overwhelming enough that it is safe to say obamacare is bush’s fault.
Use a garment bag for little Princess Peanut Buttercup.
1. it is classy
2. you can hang it from the hook above the backseat window.
3.She won’t outgrow it as fast as she would a burlap sack or bowling bag.
Buy Obama DVDs that only work on DVD players in the UK for his birthday.
Brock Lessner, U.S. Supreme Court Justice, one can dream.
Talk about hard choices, with the overturning of Prop 8, O-bah-muhh must be flip-flopping like a bass in the boat.
once ObamaCare is declared Constitutional by the Kagan (and the Supremes) the rest of the country should move to EXPEL the District of Columbia from the United States of America. I mean its not even a State. It doesn’t belong here…
Then we should erect a massive Wall to prevent Illegal Aliens (like Barry Soetoro) and thieves (from the Congress) from illegally entering our country!
How about putting Buttercup in a camo carrying ammo case? Beats burlap and it is weather proof.
Polls? Polls? We don’t need no stinkin polls.
“Be cautious getting a milkshake any place they also sell straws that reach across the room.”
That’s why I always have a machete when I go get a milkshake. Handy for slicing any impertinent straws trying to hone in on my milkshake.
“From what I learned at the birthing class, it doesn’t look like this whole labor thing is going to be much fun for me.”
Just take a handheld video game console to pass the time. Plus an I-Pod or something so you can drown out Sarah K’s screams. It’s hard to play video games with a woman yelling in your ear.
“Conservatives need to concentrate only on getting judges in the right places and then make Democrats illegal.”
Sweet! It’s high time we make Democrats illegal. Or at least make it so tax increases only apply to Democrats. And what should the penalty for being a Democrat? I think it should involve “full auto” at some point.
Will I be uncouth if this evening I am not the calm conservative you are now?
SarahK, don’t read this: What you gotta do is somehow convince her to have a C-section. Calm, quiet and orderly. In a hospital, the Labor and Delivery ward is a nightmare of screaming. On the other hand, the make-you-quiet drugs are at the O.R.
Amen to that bruddah.
Non-rt: Basil has been ever so helpful to fix the display probs I was having with IMAO. Now, I can read all of the AO’s. Thanks, Basil!
“From what I learned at the birthing class, it doesn’t look like this whole labor thing is going to be much fun for me.”
Bingo.
A follow up for Frank,
The labor part is the price you have to pay to get to be there for the birth part. In the labor part, just remember that SarahK hasn’t actually gone insane, she’ll return to normal.
The birth part can’t be described. All attempts at that never really cover the coolness of it.
I would just like to say that being from NH, I’m a little miffed that I didn’t think of “Live Free or Die” as a screen name first. Bollocks. Oh and Frank – I have a 3 month old. I look forward to what your random thoughts become as you become increasingly sleep deprived.
Labor is a nature’s way(tm) of creating an emotionally bonding experience between new parents. Namely she is in pain and it is your fault.
“So I’m finally going to ask: What’s the point of a vest? Like what exactly is it doing for Han Solo?”
It’s where you keep your things, but more manly than a satchel.
James Bond in a Volt? Oh yea, the ejection seat!!! It’s standard on the Volt, if you hit anything at higher than 20 mph you will eject through the front windshield… Nice!
Midway through the birthing process Sarah will stop screaming and cursing and smile sweetly at you. That’s when you will be thankful for the foul proof protector you bought at the boxing equipment shop. Head gear and a sturdy spit bucket couldn’t hurt to have handy if it’s a drawn out process.
Take my advise, ma boy! Birthin’ is for women! Go down to the local bar and have a few rounds with the boys and smoke some cigars! The hospital will probably even give you a pager to let you know when all the nasty stuff is over and you can come back and be the proud pa pa and such…