I still don’t think people’s approval rating of Congress is quite low enough.
I want a “We Win!” newspaper like the guy from the opening of Cheers has.
Weird. All my Twitter follow recommends are for radical black separatists.
BTW, I’m running for president of Haiti. Anyone know what language they speak there?
-If you add a “ts” to Haiti you have a word that is said Hate t*ts. I would even want to run the risk of going there and accidentally pronouncing it Hatits. No way man, no way.
-How is militarily babysitting Europe and 1/3 of Asia funded by the US taxpayer so their welfare state can consume all aspects of their lives, all while our southern border is wide open, Iran finishes getting a nuke, and Alqaeda experiments with reviving the plague a “conservative position”? That sounds a lot more liberal BS to me.
-Can conservatives have fantasies and dreams about their political leaders. They are different then the sex dreams the lady/beta male writers at the NYtimes kept having about Obama. Mine involves Palin chasing Pelosi out of DC with a tranquilizer gun and a helicopter. (side note I am not a huge fan of Palin but I like her alot more then Pelosi)
-Big earrings = crazy woman
-We may have beat communist Russia and socialist Nazi Germany but we obviously never beat communism or socialism. In a lot of ways we lost the war by not showing up to fight it.
-So is the Obama thing going to go like the OJ thing where blacks 5 years later silently agree that conservative America was once again right at the time.
You can fight armies and countries, but you cannot fight an ideology to the death. That is why the “war on terrorism” will likely never end. There will always be ideological nutjobs. Communism and Socialism are, essentially, worshiped in a religious sense. Unless you can convert them, what can you do?
Note: I am not advocating giving up or abandoning the fight. I am just resigned to the idea that it will likely never have and “end”. Just because I don’t see the “end” of the war doesn’t mean we shouldn’t fight it if the cause is just. Fighting terrorism is, indeed, just in my opinion.
Creole.
And French.
That second one’s reason ’nuff not to go. But I suppose as President you could try to outlaw French-speaking.
I don’t think I have an adequate knowledge of the Haitian government…
I am proud to say I am ignorant of the meaning of “Twitter follow recommends”.
Random thought: The Adams County, Pennsylvania board of commissioners voted 2-1 to support a casino.
Random thought: The 2 commissioners in favor cited the bad economy in Adams County (And America in general). A casino relies on disposable income. No one here has disposable income to burn at a slot machine in a bad economy, you great pillocks!
Random thought: Perhaps I should get elected to the board of commissioners. I have little else to do, bad economy and whatnot.
Random thought: At least my sunflowers are in good condition.
“I still don’t think people’s approval rating of Congress is quite low enough.”
I agree, anything above 0 seems way, way too high.
“BTW, I’m running for president of Haiti. Anyone know what language they speak there?”
Like GuffyConservative said, Creole and French. I’ve been to Haiti, and, trust me, you don’t want to be President of Haiti, or even be there.
Well, if the newspaper is to be current, we have to win something. In the age of self-loathing, this is, by definition, quite impossible.
It doesn’t matter. Since the time that dinosaurs roamed the plains — or at least since the French colonized Haiti — it has had one of the most corrupt governments on the planet. Winning an election there has little relationship to voting. If you want to win there, I’d recommend an internship in Chicago politics.
Random thought: Casinos are the solution to Haiti’s corruption and poor economy!
1. Casino
2. ???
3. Money for politicians
The phrase, “The casino always wins,” means more than you may think.
As well you should be, Marko.
Actually a casino relies on idiots willing to trade their beer money for the illusion that they are smarter and luckier than all the other idiots who give their beer money to the casino.
This morning, I am temporarily fixated on this:
Chinese missile could shift Pacific power balance (Yahoo News)
Sounds like it’s time for a U.S. carrier-launched, airborne defense laser platform capable of shooting down Mach 10 missiles from “our Chinese friends.”
Oh, I am aware of that, Burma. I am also stunned by the arrogance of the local politicians and the stupidity of the people with “Pro Casino! Pro jobs! Pro tax relief” signs.
I think they speak the San Lorenzan dialect in Haiti if I remember right.
The speak gibberish – same as all foreigners.
@Marko: If you had no scruples (is scrupleless a word?), you’d invest in a pawn shop. Seriously. They are the growth industry where casinos open. It’s no accident that America’s most famous-est pawn shop is located in Vegas.
Don’t take it so personally.
Obama is THEIR punishment for murdering over 50 million babies, worshiping Hollywood celebrities, worshiping false gods, worshiping money, idolatry, apostasy, homosexuality, teaching children to be liberals…. (a million other horrible sins)
It had to happen. I know its tough but try to enjoy the freakshow.
Random thought — hmm las vegas, pawn shops, harry reid. Hmmmm.
Random thought — Why is maine still a state, isn’t it like canada there?
Random thought — with keagle on the supreme court, murder will soon be a right, like health care and illegal immigration.
Random thought — Like that happens on Fridays.
random thoo….. ooooh she’s cute
Gotta agree with DamnCat here.
Hey! My father is from Maine! It was one of the best d*mn states in the union, most people there were very self-sufficient and independent. Then Ted Kennedy and his ilk started vacationing there, seeing how pristine it was, and started moving there to escape the shit they started in M’chusits…Now its starting to look like M’Chusits, but it isn’t too late to save it.
The Wages of Sin
are thee Obama
BTW, I’m running for president of Haiti. Anyone know what language they speak there?
Is voodoo a language?
You may want to go to the local public library (the one with the big sign on it saying ‘library’, if I recall correctly) to check out and then read a copy of
The Comedians by Graham Greene. It may be the only book from the mid-1960s that is still accurate today.
is scrupleless a word?
No. ‘Unscrupulous’, however, is, and it works fine.
I was told that the language of Haiti was Hait. That’s where the reverend Wright came from isn’t it?
Way back in history, Maine was part of Massachusetts. Actually, so was I. Maine and I both got smart and got the heck out.
I guess Maine liked cold weather and stayed up there. I’m a Texan now.
‘O’ bama, as in ‘O’ppression
Okay boys and girls, Today we’re going to learn the words Oppressive and Progressive
Oppressive means someone running your life for you.
Telling you what you can drive, how much money you can ‘Take home’, where you can live, what you can eat and even how long you can live.
And Progressive means the same thing, except it sounds better.