So, we lost 131,000 more jobs last month, and June numbers were revised to show another 100,000 jobs lost. But Timothy Geithner says we’re in a recovery and we should be thankful for how smart Obama is. I’m starting to think that maybe Obama’s people are about as good on economics as they are at using Turbo Tax. We’ve reached the point where it would have been better if we just elected a mangy old dog president, because if the president had just sat in the Oval Office licking himself all this time we probably would have recovered by now. Plus the dog wouldn’t have made up figures about imaginary jobs that were “saved and created.” Instead we had Obama licking himself while passing giant, meddlesome new programs. And now he’s threatening to raise taxes on the rich — the job creators. Electing Obama was a dumb thing. We should definitely teach our children not to do something like that again. Of course, some of our parents taught us not to elect someone like Carter again, and I guess that didn’t take.
Anyway, now is the time to forge a Kenyan birth certificate and get Obama thrown out of office. Doesn’t have to be too believable, as at this point most people will be willing to pretend to think it’s real.
My German Shepherd attracts ticks, eats her own poop, and barks too much. She also loves to chew on pig ears.
I could not fathom her being POTUS until now, but at least she was born in West Virginia.
I wonder how long will it take us to recover from thee Obama?
It took several years for Ronald Reagan fix the damage done by Jimmy Carter. And while he was doing so the Liberals were doing their very best to block Reagan’s Economic recovery and spread communism throughout South America with their Cuban and Soviet partners.
The bottom line: 2 more years of thee Obama and at least two to recover from thee Obama and his caustic communistic revolution. At least 4 more years of this CRAP!!
If he wins again its game over.
Extended Forecast: Bleak with continued scattered communism.
Might I sum up the article for anyone who doesn’t bother to read it? Says Herr Ober Treasury Secretary:
1) Things were much worse than we thought they were.
B) Things are now much better than you think they are.
And the good thing about dogs is that they generally don’t bite the hand that feeds, let alone devour the hand’s owner from head to toe.
They’ve been calling it the “Summer of Recovery”, but they never said it was an American recovery. They’re actually working on the recovery of socialism, and it’s been a very successful summer for them.
Recovery? As in an alcoholic or drug addict who is presently in recovery? Hmm. Might see a correlation in this.
Given the fact I believe Marko’s dog, ticks, eating her poop and barking too much would be lights years better than Obama, It’s time to think Marko’s Dog / Fred Thompson in 2012. Of course, Marko’s Dog is a front so Fred can move freely in the shadows handing out punishment to Democrats for royally screwing up the Nation. While the Democrats are saying “Ohhh, look at the cute President Doggie,” Fred moves in with his Louisville Sluggers and knocks ’em out!
Proud Infidel,
I really hate to do this but..
unfortunately Fred was a key factor in the passage of the un-constitutional Soros funded McCain-Feingold-Thompson Act that turned into McCain-Feingold. And he was PRAISED by the far far far left for his actions in its passage. Sorry but its true.
He also was a key factor in letting serial pervert Slick Willy off with a slap on the wrist. William Jefferson Blythe III (also know as President Bill Clinton) should have been impeached with extreme prejudice! Freds defection on this issue sorta proves that he played a Conservative well on TV but failed in real life.
I’m gonna have to insist on the dog!
OK, Carpenter. How about Marko’s Dog / Karl Rove. Same job distribution as above.
Ok Proud Infidel
Marko’s dog it is and I am sure that the 1st Canine in Chief will suceed where the Marxist Illegal Alien failed. Actually, any animal, even a Gerbil or a Guinea Pig has more economic common sense than thee Obama.
Fred should just keep acting and doing a radio show. Its what he does best.
What kind of dog? Not some mongrel? Right?
I’m liking Marko’s dog, chewing on pig ears proves she’s not a closet Muslim, but eating her own poop and barking too much sounds too much like obuma.
This reminds me of a something one of project managers used to say: “If that guy was working for me, I’d trade him in for a dog and then shoot the dog.” Given that this project manager liked dogs, I’m not quite certain what he meant beyond the fact that he thought a certain person was utterly, absolutely, positively useless.
One thing for sure, O-bah-muhh sure won’t be licking his cajones; he hasn’t any.
I’ve got a cat who isn’t doing anything much these days.
She’d make a good VP for Marco’s dog, and help wrap up the cat-lover vote.