Wife’s been having contractions. I guess that means labor is coming soon… or she’s Lore.
Is there any indication Mike Castle will be the next Hagel, because I’d vote for an avowed Communist over Hagel. I just hate his smug, little media-whore face. GRAH! I SO HATE HAGEL!!!
I don’t like either the nut or the RINO in Delaware. I hope they both lose the primary.
New rock/paper/scissors – Nut beats Rhino. Rhino beats Donkey. Donkey beats Nut.
50 years from now, I wonder what Segways will look like.
Bloomberg’s plan to raise national profile: Grow beard, get blue coat, wear red pointy hat, and guard nation’s lawns.
Unfortunately for MeggieMac, among her target audience her book is considered a choking hazard.
Very few ranges let you practice diving from cover while firing two guns which makes me feel ill-prepared anytime I go to Hong Kong.
What’s with the Gallup generic ballot poll? The thing is so unstable I’m afraid it’s going to explode.
If you’re ever shot, kneel down behind some crates for a few seconds until you heal.
heh…”Donkey beats Nut”…heh
Shiggz RT
Concerning Foreign policy:
Someone who survived junior high in a girls locker room should be in charge of American foreign policy with Europe.
Someone who survived junior high in a boys locker room should be in charge of American foreign policy with the rest of the world.
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Concerning rednecks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQI5GhTaucY&feature=related
-“Rednecks” are like Hobbits but with guns.
-Getting to know rednecks from American TV would be like getting to know Jews from Al-Jezeera.
-Don’t misunderstand me, there is a subgroup of aggressive jerks but every group has that problem.
Don’t you know kneeling behind coiver is the super secret ninja way to heal from gun shot wounds? But only in Hoing Kong.
Had an imporvised outdoor range out in the middle of nowhere. Got to shoot two guns while diving for cover. Cool fun. For some odd reason most indoor ranges frwon on that practise. Spoil sports.
We conservatives too often are getting stuck wth a choice between the nut and thw RINO. Not fair.
The democrats don’t have that problem They are all nuts.
Contractions? You are about to learn th drive to the hospital so well you can do it in your sleep. And will.
-Sports are to life what penny bets are to horse races.
-As you get older you will have far away dreams and local love. You will have to choose one and whichever one you choose will have the difficulties of reality while the other is best left forgotten.
-Evil is the fascism and totalitarianism that removes the free agency of man.
-Evil is well known to cloak itself in brutal order or destructive chaos, in selfish do-goodery or hypocritical revenge, and even in war and false outer peace.
True Evil does not carry around wooden magic wands and turn people into toads, make love potions, and certainly does not spend all day putting on makeup to shock their parents.
-Perhaps the greatest casualty of our time through the politicization of education has been the collective distortion or outright ignorance of how western civilization pried itself free from the thousand year long dark ages and created an avalanche of comparative freedom, peace, and prosperity through advancement that is a anomaly from known human history. From Martin Luther to the Magna Carta to the American Revolution to the American Constitution and its lesser known effect as an iceberg to the Titanics of foreign Kings and Governments. Our ancestors overthrew kings, states, and state religions and rather then assume the power themselves did the most unheard of thing in history they turned it over to the people. The American constitution created a revolution across the western world and beyond where the Kings and Emperors became submissive to elected Prime ministers.
This collective ignorance is why so often those who believe they have picked up the old revolutionary mantle to continue the charge are actually heading in reverse and fail to perceive it. A gigantic screaming lesson at us from history is that nothing so much enabled the rise of the dark ages tyrants as the vacuum of power left behind by the fall of Rome.
The Segway of the future will seat 40 and have a holodeck.
“If you’re ever shot, kneel down behind some crates for a few seconds until you heal.”
Now I know why it took me 9 months; no crates!
“If you’re ever shot, kneel down behind some crates for a few seconds until you heal.”
So you were the one standing in line last night at midnight for Halo Reach.
Those weren’t contractions, it was Princess Buttercup showing her displeasure with you spending her hair-bow money.
“50 years from now, I wonder what Segways will look like.”
Years from now, people will say, “Why did people ride those Segways? They were so gay.” Much like Twitter.
Not to worry. In Hong Kong, it always happens in slow motion. You’ll have plenty of time to get shots off. Your aim may be improved if you have a toothpick in your mouth a la Hardboiled.
“Out of bullets!….But if you in the audience will clap 3 times my gun will magically reload.”
Frank, when you’re driving Sarah to the hospital try to refrain playing that Raffi CD. It really really annoys her.
If you’re ever shot, kneel down behind some crates for a few seconds until you heal.
No, Frank! You BREAK OPEN the crate and get the health pack (+50!) and the rail gun. You only kneel behind rocks, cars, and dull grey barrels. (NOT the red ones with the hazard labels. Splodey Warning.) Go back and read Ace’s Walkthru again, you need something to kill the time in the waiting room. (OH – language warning and all that. So…. yeah, don’t read it out loud to Sarah K, ‘k?)
So what’s up Frank? Contractions are a sign that Sarah should get out of bed, get dressed, fix you a snack and then drive herself to the hospital. I mean, like how whipped are you? Let the doctors handle all the messy icky stuff and have them call you when it’s over and then you proceed to the hospital to see your fine new girl as the proud PaPa! Have some cigars with you to smoke with some of your buddies as they will probably bring some libations that you can enjoy out front of the hospital while Sarah rests! After all, she needs to get home the next morning and start tending to the wifely duties like feeding you, doing your laundry, keeping the house spotless and cleaning baby poop!
Who besides me got the “Lore” reference and the actual context behind it?
Good one.
I think I’m glad I didn’t get the reference. Makes me feel like less of a nerd.
“If you’re ever shot, kneel down behind some crates for a few seconds until you heal.”
That reminded me – I’m still waiting for Cabelas or someone to come out with a “Jack Bauer Tactical Bag”. He always carried that shoulder bag on operations,
and he had spare magazines, tools, hand-grenades, low-yield nukes, whatever the script called for, was in the bag. I NEED one of those.
It was hard to tell Lore was the evil one, because he didn’t have an evil beard, so they gave him an evil twitch instead.
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