I hear at bookstores now they’re going to put a warning label on the Koran saying, “DO NOT BURN.”
So we can’t burn or flush a Koran without everyone freaking out. What exactly are we supposed to do with it, then?
If enough Korans are burned, Allah’s shield will become weakened leaving him exposed to super-missile attacks.
I think parenthood will suit me well; I’ve been very boring for a long time now.
Now I understand why some Muslims hate the US military: When we bomb countries in the Middle East, sometimes we harm Korans.
It doesn’t matter if the fate of Republicans/Conservatism is at stake; I’m not going to start caring about Delaware.
I’m going to protest homelessness by setting a hobo on fire.
Watched The Wicker Man with RiffTrax. Despite protestations to the contrary, there were bees.
I am just unable to care one way or another about the GOP primary in Delaware. Makes me feel like a political sociopath.