Arrrrrr. We spent our share of your money that we were gonna buy you an iPad II with on iPatches. Thank you Mikey Moore, from your iPirates at the M. M. School of iConomics.
Random thought: It was oldies music last night at my local gym. I had never actually paid attention before to The Doors Light My Fire until it came on while I was doing leg presses. I believe it is the worst song I’ve ever heard and I now hate hippies even more.
A random thought too long to appear anywhere on the front page: Some buildings in a major city, a mall here and there, a military base in some really big state, long suffering Israel, Egypt, Libya and some other small but violent African countries; the events in all these sites happened because we have not yet nuked the moon.
I nominate the humorous, far-sighted genius Frank J. for Secretary of Defense! He’ll get the job done and bring peace to the Near and Middle East, Western and Eastern Europe, and just everywhere else, too. (Too bad it’s not an elected office.)
Why does every new Crapple product have an i in front of it? It would make sense if their name was Ipple. shouldn’t it be the Apad, Apod , AMac, Aphone Asuppository etc.
Yeah, SOB, I was wondering just how Marko managed to miss hating that song – and that group – all these years. I cringe any time I hear just three notes of it. (But then, as a piano player, I play a lot of “I can name that tune in ___ notes” so go figure.)
I am fairly young, my Mick friend Jimmy, but I’m also more likely to listen to country, bluegrass, and decent rock before I listen to The Doors make their guitars sound like tortured cats.
Great. Now “Light My Fire” will be going through my head all night.
If I could raise the dead, I would travel to Paris, resurrect Jim Morrison, then punch him to death again. I would repeat this until I got that song out of my head.
Know what Jim Morrison would say if he were alive today? “Hey, let me out of here! Come on, guys, I’m still alive! Help! Help!! HELP!!!!”
Hwuu – If they did that, then we could say we’re throwing all our money down an aHole.
I’m having a lumbar injection tomorrow afternoon. I figured I would just lay down, they would shoot it in and I’d be off. But noooooo! They said I would need a driver to take me home??? So, if they give me something and I wake up with a real icky taste in my mouth and my butt hurts, I’m suing everyone I can think of!!!
Is there really such a thing as “Irish Porridge” or is it a euphemism for vomit?
-I always hated the ipad 1… but only because its white
-Not sure about Leprechaun history Ill ask Kucinich next time I see him.
-Are Leprechauns like Gypsies and one day I’m going to find out they are a real people and not fantasy creatures like hobbits, elves, and Jews?
Arrrrrr. We spent our share of your money that we were gonna buy you an iPad II with on iPatches. Thank you Mikey Moore, from your iPirates at the M. M. School of iConomics.
Random thought: It was oldies music last night at my local gym. I had never actually paid attention before to The Doors Light My Fire until it came on while I was doing leg presses. I believe it is the worst song I’ve ever heard and I now hate hippies even more.
The white iPad 2? Not for Eric Holder’s people.
A random thought too long to appear anywhere on the front page: Some buildings in a major city, a mall here and there, a military base in some really big state, long suffering Israel, Egypt, Libya and some other small but violent African countries; the events in all these sites happened because we have not yet nuked the moon.
I nominate the humorous, far-sighted genius Frank J. for Secretary of Defense! He’ll get the job done and bring peace to the Near and Middle East, Western and Eastern Europe, and just everywhere else, too. (Too bad it’s not an elected office.)
Thought you all would enjoy this.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19041_7-useful-genetic-experiments-that-are-creepy-as-hell.html
“Grr! I hate my stupid, bulky, caveman iPad 1 so much now!”
I still miss my old HP-45 calculator, especially with it’s “reverse Polish” logic. But I’ve always wondered what “forward Polish” was like.
Why does every new Crapple product have an i in front of it? It would make sense if their name was Ipple. shouldn’t it be the Apad, Apod , AMac, Aphone Asuppository etc.
@Marko,
Thank God you finally stated what the rest of the world has silently known for years – the Doors sucked!
And Jimmy, that one wasn’t sarcasm – I really do hate The Doors.
Yeah, SOB, I was wondering just how Marko managed to miss hating that song – and that group – all these years. I cringe any time I hear just three notes of it. (But then, as a piano player, I play a lot of “I can name that tune in ___ notes” so go figure.)
He must be very young, that Marko guy.
Jimmy,
I would not trade my HP 48GX for anything not even a shiny new ‘forward polish’ toy,
I am fairly young, my Mick friend Jimmy, but I’m also more likely to listen to country, bluegrass, and decent rock before I listen to The Doors make their guitars sound like tortured cats.
Great. Now “Light My Fire” will be going through my head all night.
If I could raise the dead, I would travel to Paris, resurrect Jim Morrison, then punch him to death again. I would repeat this until I got that song out of my head.
Know what Jim Morrison would say if he were alive today? “Hey, let me out of here! Come on, guys, I’m still alive! Help! Help!! HELP!!!!”
Hwuu – If they did that, then we could say we’re throwing all our money down an aHole.
I’m having a lumbar injection tomorrow afternoon. I figured I would just lay down, they would shoot it in and I’d be off. But noooooo! They said I would need a driver to take me home??? So, if they give me something and I wake up with a real icky taste in my mouth and my butt hurts, I’m suing everyone I can think of!!!
“Grr! I hate my stupid, bulky, caveman iPad 1 so much now!”
I hate the ipad 2. A waste of money. Now Archos and asus have tablets that make ipad look like last year and are open source.
Just be careful they don’t stick your head up your ass, ussjc.
As I understand the procedure, Jimmy I will be required to pull head from ass before the injection…