lolterizt! Part 128

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Paid to Whine

Apparently, conservatives create jobs, because Media Matters gets $10 million a year to whine about FOX News. Liberals really live in a different world than us. We conservatives have budgets crises, the economy, terrorists, wars, and nuclear threats to worry about. For liberals, the biggest problem they’re aware of is FOX News. If you don’t have any bigger problems than Glenn Beck, then you don’t have real problems. Then why are liberals so angry all the time? Sometimes I think they may bite us. They’re crazy!

I guess spending millions to complain about a channel you don’t like is kinda pathetic and not good for mental health. I mean, there are like hundreds of channels now; just find one you like! But Media Matters actually employs people to just watch FOX News all day long and write down what they don’t like about FOX News. I don’t think it’s too far of stretch to say everyone who does that is a weirdo. I mean, think if your job was just to watch TV you don’t like and complain. I mean, if I had to watch Lifetime all day, I’d probably go crazy. Gun shooting crazy. Is that to say everyone at Media Matters is a possibly violent threat? Yes. A really weenie violent threat, but one nonetheless. They should have to wear those jackets without the sleeves so they can’t hurt themselves or others. And then they should watch the Cartoon Network until they calm down or something.

The Islamic Messiah

Iran has a video out saying that the coming of the Islamic messiah is near. Hopefully when he comes he’ll be a nice messiah and tell all the Muslims, “Here’s a crazy religious idea: Let’s not murder so much. I have a lot of religious edicts to tell you, but for now let’s just focus on the not murdering so much. Plus, let’s stop living like angry cavemen.” But I don’t have much hope that’s what he’ll be like; instead, he’ll probably be like the expected, “Kill all the infidels! Conquer the world! Me hate joooos!” And then he’ll lead the Middle East against the West with his magical Islamic powers!

I drew a picture of what we might expect:

The three-bearded Islamic messiah showing off his lightning powers. He is vulnerable to bug and grass type attacks.

Yep, he has lightning attacks! And three magical beards! Well, only two are magical, but if I said he has two magical beards everyone would point out, “But he’s got three beards!” and then I’d explain that one isn’t magical and just a regular beard and I’d have to do that over and over and it just isn’t worth the hassle.

BTW, you might want to draw his picture now, because I assume once he’s here it will be offensive to depict him. News coverage of him might have to blur out his face or something.

Anyway, I hope the military has added the possibility of an Islamic messiah with lightning powers into their war plans. He’s going to try impose Sharia throughout the world and eliminate our bacon supplies; he must be stopped!

Random Thoughts

Half-men, half-sheep always get offended when you refer to them as “Ewe people.”

Someone keeps hitting my smart phone with this DoS attack that causes it to make a ringing sound and interrupts my internet.

Think of what Einstein could have accomplished if he access to Google. And Zuma Blitz.

Did Obama give another speech and I missed it?!

You’d think liberals would be less angry since they live in happy fantasy world where the biggest threat out there is FOX News.

“What’s there to say about our involvement in Libya? It’s Libya, and we’re involved. Anyway, got early tee time tomorrow.”