I have another post at the DC Trawler. You can go there and read it or just stay here and just keep rereading this.

The other day, Huckabee talked about how Obama grew up in Kenya. So there seems to be some confusion where Obama grew up, so I might as well clarify for everyone. Obama grew up in Indonesia, and because of this, he was thought to be foreign and to not have learned the native values of his home country, Kenya. Obama did pretty well learning at his madras in Indonesia, though, getting a B- in writing, a C in math, a B+ in being Muslim, and an A+ in hating America. Eventually, he had to leave Indonesia, though, for hating America too much that it started to creep people out. That’s when Obama went to Pakistan to train with al Qaeda. He was really bad at making bombs, though, and made everyone afraid he was going to blow them up, so al Qaeda kicked him out. With no where left to go, Obama headed to Hawaii to live with his grandparents whom he hated for being both white and American. Eventually, he had to move to Chicago as that was the only place corrupt enough for someone with his lack of skills to get a job. And then the Democrat Party noticed him and you know the rest. And that’s the story of Barack Obama.