Why Won’t the Left Let Me Parody Them?

They keep doing it themselves and leaving me out in the cold. I feel so outsourced.

Union thugs trashed the Wisconsin Capitol building because the state planned to cut their pay.

The unions’ proposed solution: have volunteer workers clean it up.

i.e. have people work for the state and not get paid at all.

By the way, it’s not just “taking down a few posters”. There’s permanent marker to be removed, too.

Exit question: who the hell habitually carries a purple Sharpie with them?