Apparently, conservatives create jobs, because Media Matters gets $10 million a year to whine about FOX News. Liberals really live in a different world than us. We conservatives have budgets crises, the economy, terrorists, wars, and nuclear threats to worry about. For liberals, the biggest problem they’re aware of is FOX News. If you don’t have any bigger problems than Glenn Beck, then you don’t have real problems. Then why are liberals so angry all the time? Sometimes I think they may bite us. They’re crazy!
I guess spending millions to complain about a channel you don’t like is kinda pathetic and not good for mental health. I mean, there are like hundreds of channels now; just find one you like! But Media Matters actually employs people to just watch FOX News all day long and write down what they don’t like about FOX News. I don’t think it’s too far of stretch to say everyone who does that is a weirdo. I mean, think if your job was just to watch TV you don’t like and complain. I mean, if I had to watch Lifetime all day, I’d probably go crazy. Gun shooting crazy. Is that to say everyone at Media Matters is a possibly violent threat? Yes. A really weenie violent threat, but one nonetheless. They should have to wear those jackets without the sleeves so they can’t hurt themselves or others. And then they should watch the Cartoon Network until they calm down or something.
You think that’s funny…how many liberals were upset everyday about a company that had nothing to do with them, that did a job no other company wanted to do, that most of them knew nothing about, yet still let the very mention of its name – Halliburton – nearly bring them to tears?
Nevermind the liberal twits for a moment.
Frank, how much money do you pay your personalities? Or, to phrase it differently, how much money do you steal from Sarah each month to pay your personalities?
Marko, I’m a little fuzzy on this. You mean that Frank has to pay his other multiple personalities? Is this back and forth transfer of money a paradigm for how the Fed works with the Treasury?
Fox actually interviewed a Media Matters insider who admitted to watching the Cartoon Network:
Fox News Interview with MM Insider
Frank gets paid to do this? We do all the heavy lifting and he rakes in the dough? That almost as crazy as getting paid to watch Fox News. Shoot I need cable.
Can I get paid for piece-work – like I get $25 to say “Geraldo’s mustache looks like a dead hamster” or I get $30 to say “O‘Reilly is a doody-head”?
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”—–George Soros
Do you think big strong masculine guys who were hit by their dads become serial killers? You know who does, whimpy kids often with gender identity issues and abusive relationships with their mother. Behind almost every serial killer a f@#@D up mother.
I think the rest of us see leftists as not evil just wrong (at least pre 2008 Obama cult-aid I used to) Where leftists see conservatives as: (I bet they would love this as a bumper sticker)
“Conservatives, maybe not wrong but definitely evil if evil existed.”
Which is why they seem so completely indifferent when it turns out we reality proved the rest of us right or them wrong time and time again. (the surge/obama inexperienced/iran couldn’t be sweettalked/gun control increases crime/ are some good examples)
This article does capture some of what you are talking about.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/03/panic_sets_in_onthe_left.html
“And then they should watch the Cartoon Network until they calm down or something.”
Nobody ever calmed down watching The Cartoon Network. Itchy and Scratchy, anyone? (Yes, I know that’s really part of a show that’s on Fox. But it parodies the violence that passes for humor in mainstream cartoon programming.)
Violent program content aside, any liberal watching The Cartoon Network would be driven to fist-shaking, impotent rage at all of the sugary breakfast cereal and salty snack commercials aimed at our already-obese next generation. Of course, fist-shaking, impotent rage is pretty much their default state of consciousness, so no harm, I guess.
Cartoon Network is horrible at calming me in its present state on account of the despicable programming they dare to call “cartoons.” Although since liberals tend to like horrible stuff, it might do better for them.
Burma, you are fuzzy because the situation is naturally fuzzy. Frank doesn’t really “have” to pay his other personalities, but because of his insanity he has to pay his personalities.
As for your second question, all I can say for certain is that insanity often reveals pure genius.
Predicting western leftists is easy, just ask yourself, what would an oversized petulant child do?
You couldn’t pay me to watch CNN all day…what’s that…you’ll give me $10 million? hmmmm Do I have to have the sound up?
Watching Cartoon Network wouldn’t calm me down. Have you seen some of the garbage they run on that network? Think Hannah Barbera 1970s. Grape Ape. Scrappy Doo. And that doesn’t begin to scrape the depths to which they descend.
I watch Cartoon Network, but only on the weekends after 10pm.
(I gotta have my Bleach and Venture Brothers fix, don’t I?)