* Chris Christie speculation is in full force again thanks to dissatisfaction with the frontrunners. He’s pretty liberal on a number of issues, but he’s full force on cutting spending which is the big issue of the day and maybe all that matters to primary voters. Plus, he’ll probably be too busy stuffing his face with fistfuls of bacon to pursue a liberal agenda (he’s fat).
Of course, Christie keeps denying he’s getting into the race. In fact, his exact words were, “I am absolutely against running for president, and are you going to eat that?” But despite all the denials, people keep speculating because they want a strong candidate to believe in. And despite the fact that the waiter had just set down my steak dinner in front of me so it was pretty obvious I was going to eat that, Christie grabbed my rib eye right off my plate.
* New Zogby poll says that Herman Cain is now the frontrunner with 28% of the vote to Perry’s 18% and Romney’s 17%. The only thing: It’s a Zogby poll. Still, I want to believe.
* Herman Cain is claiming he can win at least a third of the black vote. Wouldn’t that basically be the end of the Democrat Party? Whites are leaving them in droves, so they can’t lose minorities too. If that starts to happen, expect to see desperation like we’ve never seen before from the left (and we pretty much see nothing but desperation from them all the time). If Herman Cain is our nominee, expect to see for real all that racism the left only imagined Obama had received.
* Obama said of Perry, “You’ve got a governor whose state is on fire denying climate change.” Is that how it works now? If you don’t accept global warming, you anger the gods of science and they turn their wrath on you and set your land on fire? I guess I don’t understand because I’m not “pro-science” enough. Or superstitious.
* Luckily the science gods don’t care about selling guns to Mexican drug cartels or Obama might get the country set on fire. It ends up the government used tax payer money to buy guns to then sell to the Sinaloa cartel. To know how big a scandal this is, we should at least first know whether the government made a profit. I mean, supplying cartels with guns used in hundreds of murders is bad, but we do have a huge deficit and maybe this is the only place Obama is actually helping us in the budget.
* At a townhall, a millionaire (who just happened to get called on!) stood up and asked Obama to raise his taxes. I guess the government hasn’t publicized enough that there is an address you can send a check to if you feel like the federal government should have more of your money. Of course, these people never do that because they innately understand how idiotic it is to actually choose to waste their own money like that. You might as well just burn the money because then you’d at least know you got light and heat out of the deal.
With these people, it’s not about their money — they only feel good wasting other people’s money. Now there’s a greedy rich person.
* When CERN said they broke the speed of light, they didn’t break it by much. They had a distance that would take light 2.4 thousandths of a second to travel, and the neutrino took 60 billionths of second less time to go that distance. How do they measure something to that degree? I assume they have some sort of digital stopwatch instead of just one with a second hand.
Frank, I think it’s spelled Science!
When Cain is nominated, you will witness racism of the most contorted-logic variety ever seen on the planet. I move that we enact a policy, now, of bestowing upon anyone who uses the word “Oreo” for anything but cookies honorary Hippie status for face-punching purposes.
I thought a number of the Texas fires were arson. So the science god is a crazed arsonist? would explain the warming concept.
President Barak Obama: Holy underwear! Climate change™! Fires in Texas! We have to protect our phony baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Raise taxes! Raise taxes! Raise taxes!
I have a lot of faith in science. If science tells me about measuring something to the billionth of a second I accept that on faith. If it involves the speed of invisible particles that pass through solid objects – well thats just better yet. I’ll have a flying electric car any day now.
zzyzx, Obama didn’t get a harrumph outta that guy.
Blasphemer! Impious doubter! Burn him! Burn him in the name of Holy Science!
DC, we got that covered.
So like aren’t the Texas Fires spewing evil carbon smoky black stuff into the air? So, that would lead to more Global Warming…idiot gods! They are zapping themselves! They must be related to Al Gore or something! Science! Oh and to Einstein…suck it!!!
How do they measure 60 billionths of a second?…no problem…a simple stopwatch and 2 or 3 triple lattes will do it……besides, 60 billionths of a second is kind of a long time compared to the length of time it takes most people to decide whether obama is or is not an actual walking meatloaf.
“When CERN said they broke the speed of light, they didn’t break it by much. They had a distance that would take light 2.4 thousandths of a second to travel, and the neutrino took 60 billionths of second less time to go that distance. ”
Yeah, but the particle was totally juicing, so I figure there’s going to have to be an asterisk on that record AND an investigation by Congress.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think “Christie-Cain” sounds like a porn star name? It’s an ideal ticket, though – Cain can cater all of the campaign stops with pizza, which will keep the Governor happy and motivated. (Much better than mere “harrrumphs.”)
Christie for Cut Spending (With a knife! A Bowie knife!) Czar. Not President.
I lost a neutrino a few days ago.
Sure hope it hasn’t disrupted anything……
At a townhall, a millionaire (who just happened to get called on!) stood up and asked Obama to raise his taxes.
To wit I say: A fool and his money will soon part ways
A smart man and his money may soon be wealthy
A dumb man with my money will be a liberal democrat
I know a liberal idiot who believes that Mother Earth is mad at us and seeking vengence with hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes, fires AIDS (!!??), and other sundry disasters. Frank has it right. By the way, when I threw Obama in to the mixture of revemge evemts he turned beet red. Or should I say commie red. And Mother Earth is mad because we invaded Iraq. Gotta love that Science!.
The millionaire called just happenned to be a big time donor to Teh One. What a coinkydink.
@ Eric Praline ……….And he ain’t gettin a harrumph outta me either – z
Of course the feds used taxpayers’vmoney to buy the firearms that ended up in Mexico! Who else’s money could they use? Their own?
Dear President Obama. When you jack-up the taxes Doug Edwards pays would you please reduce mine by a corresponding amount. Thanking you in advance……zzyzx
“a millionaire stood up and asked Obama to raise his taxes.”
I remember an old Bill Cosby stand-up routine where he says sentences that nobody has ever said before, like “Hand me that piano” and “Please saw my legs off”.
Obama should know about the gods. He enraged the gods of stupid a long, long time ago.
So Christie doesn’t think CAIN! is a good candidate? It makes me wonder.
The Cain Train has a cow catcher on the front.
Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama – look out!
Now that I think about it, if I were President and some millionaire told me to raise his taxes I’d ask for his name and say, “Sure Bill, I’ll start raising your taxes right away, but I’m not raising anyone elses’. Thank you so much for your generosity.”
Problem: Romney too liberal.
Solution: Chris Christie.
At least stupidity is a bipartisan trait.
I remember seeing Lee Neutrino playing 18 holes at The Country Club in Brookline. Helluva golfer.
And yet another Daily Herman Cain Fact:
Herman Cain has a Master’s in Computer Science and can whup Frank’s butt!!
Someone broke Einstein;s light speed law. I am conCERNed.
or you’ve been CERNconned
Now that Einstein has been proven to be a retard, the Sun is spewing huge solar flares at the earth!!! It too is saying “Suck It Einstein!” To which I say, all you Poindexter Pointy Headed Super Brains can suck it!!! 1,500 years ago you braniacs “knew” the earth was flat! 500 years ago you Carnagie Mellon brains “knew” that the solar system revolved around the earth! So all that stuff that you “know” now…yea…K…
….another millionaire ASKS to have his taxes raised – really?
how stupid are we? Millionaires don’t pay taxes because their money is sheltered in off-shore accounts. They only pay taxes on the money the bring into the U.S. for “operating expenses”. When REAL millionaires say they’re for raising taxes on “the rich”, and when “the rich” is defined as anyone making over $200k a year, what they’re really doing is protecting their exclusive millionaires club.
You see, someone who working their way up on the wealth ladder making just over $200k a year can’t afford to take their money out of the U.S. because they need a very large percentage of that money to cover living expenses while a real millionaire’s expenses might only be 1-5% of their total income. So what people like Warren Buffett are actually doing is keeping the riff raff out of the millionaire’s club by making it hard for someone to EARN their way in. If you already have millions, taxes don’t really affect you because you keep the bulk of your net worth in a Cayman account that never see the light of an IRS audit, but for someone who is in the process of accumulating wealth the added taxes with pretty much make it impossible for them to accumulate millions.
So next time you hear about a millionaire begs Obama to raise their taxes, what they’re really saying is “please keep the rabble out of my country club”
Then they should get a ticket, storm1911.
Don’t worry, ussjimmycarter, the only one who’s gonna suck is you! On a worm… hole. Einstein’s theories have yet to be proven wrong.
BTW, the Italian physicist, Massimo Villata, recently resolved Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity taking what’s called “CPT symmetry” into account and the result is that matter and antimatter have the same mass but opposite gravity!
http://www.universetoday.com/84934/antigravity-could-replace-dark-energy-as-cause-of-universes-expansion/
So when we’re looking a some distant galaxy, might it be made of antimatter after all?
storm1911 says:
September 27th, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Someone broke Einstein;s light speed law. I am conCERNed.
HAAAAARP HAARP HAARP……..
As if the threat from real monkeys was not serious enough, Science! had created the virtual monkey. A team of these virtual simians working on virtual typewriters has already produced one work of Shakespeare, and are making headway on the complete works.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/typewriting-monkeys-actually-complete-a-shakespeare-work/
Obama talked a good game last election. It got him elected. I see no reason to believe any of the yahoos running will be any different. Besides I’m tired of having a president that apologizes every time some group gets their knickers in a bunch. If you say something stand by it. If some gets offended too bad.
“Obama said of Perry, ‘You’ve got a governor whose state is on fire denying climate change.'”
Yes, everyone knows that before global warming there was no such thing as fire.
I wonder if God and Mrs. God sit up in heavenly Barcoloungers and watch the reality show that is human beings and LOL. Really. We are so lame it’s embarrassing. We think we’re all that and a bag of chips, in comparison to the creator of all things? Epic fail.
Jimmy – You and Higgs boson can suck it! Oh and your Cain Train cow catcher idea? Really! Hillary? She would stop an M1 tank in it’s tracks! A train would be child’s play ma’ boy! She just looks all sweet and such right now because Barry is so bad plus Jimmy has always had a hankerin’ for Hillary…or is that a Canklein’ for Hillary…BWAAAAAAAAA!
Derailed the Cain Train on Hillary’s cankles –
ussjimmycarter – comparing the mass of an M1 tank to a train the size of Cain’s? Go study some physics, son. Hehe. (I am older than you, so you’re just wrong as a result!)
“You’ve got a governor whose state is on fire denying climate change.”
Is that why Obie ignored Perry’s request for portions of Texas to be declared a disaster area because of the fires?
No Federal Aid for Global Warming Deniers! (new Demoncrat platform plank)