I do club baby seals, but not enough to kill them.
Another change in the Star Wars Blu-ray: At the end of The Empire Strikes Back, Luke demands to see the birth certificate.
With ebooks, will we need an updated Farenheit 451 where the title is the amount of magnetism to ruin hard drives?
Morgan Freeman is in the news again.
Can Farenheit 4whatever be translated to 1’s and 0’s? How to do take B.S. as in B.S. and translate that into computer code? My MAC would zap it as a dangerous virus…yea MAC!
“Kindling”
Clubbed baby seal: “I’m not quite dead yet…. I’m getting better.”
10,000 Oersted just doesn’t have the same ring to it though. Maybe Gauss: 10K
@DamnCat: You, sir, are a racist. Your outrage is clearly a product of Tea Party racism. So what if she grew up calling him “grandpa?”
Freeman has issued this statement: “As a long time child molester, I condemn the racism inherent to the Tea Party.”
@Carolyn the Expecting: “That seal is going to be dead soon, and the next pickup isn’t until Thursday. Isn’t there something you can do?”
Wasn’t Club Baby Seals a punk nightclub back in the late 70s and early 80s? I think I saw The Ramones and Black Flag play there once.
Mr. Freeman’s series Into the Wormhole has given us so many openings, but decorum and decency prevent me.
The Return of the Jedi will end with Luke, Darth, Palpitine, and the rest at a White House beer summit.
That would explain the cranky seals.
When you run out of ideas for new movies you just re-release your old ones in a new format re-inserting some cheesy crap that was swept up from the editing room floor. Thats entertainment!!
Star Wars alt ending #14, take 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWVCv8uWDI&feature=autoplay&list=PL6E93C5B3C79FF260&lf=results_video&playnext=2
Perhaps Morgan Freeman is going off just to distract people from Obama’s accidental revelation of the super-secret tax rate for janitors and Jewish people which billionaires shouldn’t pay. BTW, wasn’t “Janitor-Jew” a failed Norman Lear tv pilot back in ’68?
Gauss 7500.
“Another change in the Star Wars Blu-ray: At the end of The Empire Strikes Back, Luke demands to see the birth certificate.”
If one were, for some reason, to assume that changes needed to be made to the original Star Wars series using CGI, wouldn’t the first one be to change Princess Leia’s ugly hairstyle?
Magnetism is for losers. Electrostatic charge would be much more fun to watch, and would sound cooler, too.
“Teravolt 10,000!”