The way Buttercup exclaims “Daddy!” whenever she see me makes me feel pretty special. Of course, she uses the same tone whenever she sees one of the cats. “Kitteh!”
Obama, if you have something important you need us to know about, just send us an email.
It just seems wrong to now have another comic book called “Action Comics #1”.
So how big an effort is MSNBC going to make to keep all these new Republican viewers?
Why would someone build a giant stage in his library? Reagan was wacky.
Not only did Perry support Al Gore, he sorta kinda sounds like him.
Minimum wage is and always will be zero dollars an hour.
Why even bother going after Ron Paul. Just let him talk long enough and he’ll do all the harm he needs.
Well, with Perry’s attack, we can be certain Ron Paul won’t run away with the election now.
Bonus point to whichever candidate uses the phrase “Let’s take these sons of bitches out!”
Mandates come down to “For what reasons are you comfortable pointing a gun at someone at forcing them to do something?”
Any Republican who demagogues on Social Security should be kicked out of the party.
Isn’t just the Tea Party just a loose confederation of people who don’t like the government spending so much?
Which of Hank Hill’s friends is Rick Perry?
“Would Ben Barnake have a place in your administration?”
PERRY: “Only at the end of a rope.”
Young children aren’t very discerning in their enthusiasm. I’m sure the cats understands that and are not too offended.
“Any Republican who demagogues on Social Security should be kicked out of the party.”
So who should we kick out, Frank? Romney or Perry?
Hank Hill wouldn’t have a politician for a friend.
Or you could say that a politician is all of Hank Hill’s friends rolled into one: Dale’s cowardice and conniving, Boomhauer’s philandering and unintelligibility, Bill’s fecklessness, Kahn’s ruthlessness and avarice – all in one oily package.
I’ve got to say, the AoSHQ liveblog last night was a lot more fun than the actual debate. As a group, we were surpirsed that most of the questions weren’t about “evolution and homos”.
On a more serious note, why the frig do the GOP candidates attend debates that are hosted by people who hate them? And why is Huntsman even invited to these things; he’s polling at less than 1% nationally. That’s the same percentage as Buddy Roemer and Thaddeus McCotter, but you don’t see them up there on stage.
And why is Huntsman even invited to these things
The lefties working for (and running) the networks televising the debates like him, because he’s a RINO. Also, he has good hair.
At least Obama is speaking at night. This way, the market won’t tank with every word that comes out of his pie-hole!
What was up with Brian Williams having the guy from Telemundo ask the questions about immigration and border security? It’s like MSNBC was saying; “These issues only effect Latinos, so we’ve got a Latino for that. Don’t worry, we’ll make him disappear when we return to the real issues”. MSNBC’s version of racial profiling, I guess.
I feel about the primaries the same as Peter Griffin feels about The Godfather. I can’t get into it. How can any right winger get excited about any of these candidates? I’ve been reading about the debate all morning and all I keep thinking about is how if any of these people running were real conservatives, true classic liberals, they wouldn’t be running. The presidency is not a position for those who would seek it.
My spam filter would definitely block it, along with all the other fellows from Africa discussing large sums of money.
Come to think of it, Obama’s TV speeches have become like spam or infomercials:
1. Most people change the channel when they come on
2. They are only seriously considered by the elderly shut-ins and simple minded
3. Their claims are grossly inflated, misrepresented, half-truths at best, bold-faced lies most of the time
4. It always costs more than they say(postage and ‘handling’)
5. Lots of fine print
6. The so-called ‘real’ people are often paid actors
7. Celebrity spokespeople
8. Most of the terms he uses go through extensive market research
9. They always double the offer
10. To try and entice you, they tack on a bunch of worthless stuff that nobody wants
Really, the only thing separating Barack Obama from Anthony Sullivan is that the latter cannot forcibly take your money, the former will come at you with the full force of the government billy-club.
Silly me, I thought that by “Hank Hill” you meant Henry Hill. As for Henry’s friends, they wouldn’t include Hoffa. In fact, Henry Hill might cause some pants wettage among the Hoffa’s, given that Hill is fully capable of taking those sons a’ bitches out.
Obama is spe…NFL FOOTBALL STARTS TONIGHT!!! YAY!!!
“Obama, if you have something important you need us to know about, just send us an email.”
Please don’t encourage this. You know this type of suggestion will only result in an inbox full of all of those emails that your mother used to forward to you that were disproved by Snopes in 2007.
Buttercup is talking already?
Then she’s ready to learn important phrases like, “Nuke the Moon!”, and “Dinosaurs with rocket launchers!”.
Q: So how big an effort is MSNBC going to make to keep all these new Republican viewers? A: They fired Keith Olbermann didn’t they, and that jerk from Turkey, and some other dude? What more evidence do you need?
It’s time someone with lots of goons and thugs at his disposal put his foot down on the TEA Party; and that foot is me…..Jimmy Hoffa Sr, currently 20 mi. off the coast of NJ and 500 hundred fathoms down.
No, 9 Coldguy for the win !!!!
Last night the choices was football, Batman, and Debtman. The first two had manly heroics, real or fictional and the last had none of the above.
“Obama, if you have something important you need us to know about, just send us an email.”
Nice work, Frank:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/white-house-floods-reporters-inboxes-obama-jobs-speech-155956139.html