Random Thoughts

If you have hors d’oeuvres instead of a regular meal, then they’re called xor d’oeuvres.

Going to wrap my main process in a try loop. Yoda would not approve.

Considering the current crop, someone like Christie could swoop in and cruise to the presidency. Or roll, because he’s fat.

Certainly not good news for Perry that the last debate was the most watched one. Probably does show the public is hungry for an alternative to Obama.

For a politician, I’d elect a humble dolt over an arrogant genius. We mainly elect arrogant dolts, though.

Humble people don’t run for office, which is a big problem with our system.

Morgan Freeman: “The Tea Party hates having a black president so much that they’ll elect another one to get rid of him.”

New rule they’re considering for college football: If anyone even smiles after a play, free touchdown for the other team.

Awesome. Just taught Buttercup how to do the touchdown sign.

15 Comments

  1. Lets see, Chris Christie, an anti-gun, pro-mosque at ground 0, pro-choice, obama fund raising attending, and big government guy who’s only redeeming quality is tepid fiscal conservancy?

    yeah, I can get behing that!

    /sarc

    I feel sorry for the people who have to clean up after obama and morgan freeman

  2. Yoda would approve — that’s how he catches Exceptions in mid-air. Of course, he uses a language where exceptions are resumable. It’s pretty awesome but unfortunately, it’s a variant of Forth. “Buttercup touchdown sign you taught.” Speaking of which, was that sign followed by a yawn?

    Speaking of which, is Morgan Freeman being subversively clever by implying that the Tea Party can’t possibly be racist since they appreciate Cain! or is he being exceedingly doofish?

  3. Hey Frank, the NFL is considering the same regulation. The Cleveland Browns were penalized 15 yards on the ensuing kickoff following a touchdown in which two players smiled and said “Roger Goodell is awesome!” Wasn’t a free touchdown for the Dolphins, but darn close to a game winning field goal.

  4. “If you have hors d’oeuvres instead of a regular meal, then they’re called xor d’oeuvres.”

    If you’re going to have appetizers with Paris Hilton, then they’re called whore d’oeuvres.

  5. One Sunday in the middle of our church meeting my then one and a half year old started to sing the Darth Vadar theme from Star Wars. You know dum dum dum da da dum da da dum…….it was very quiet so everybody heard it. It was awesome. It’s been about 15 years and people still remember it.

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