Random Thoughts

I don’t know why how conservatives think is such a mystery to left. All they have to do is ask us.

Of course, they also have to take our responses at face value and not project into them.

BTW, next book is in the editing phase. If your main complaint of my first book was that it was too short, that is being addressed.

Is the lottery a left/right thing? What political spectrum does bilking money out of greedy poor people fall under? Or is that bipartisan?

Do we really have a bullying crisis, or is it the same it’s always been and we just started caring about it?

Have kids gotten meaner over time or have we just gotten sissier?

Okay, now I just honestly feel sorry for Keith Olbermann.

Current TV: Other news channels’ rejects

Future headline: “iTunes has dropped Keith Olbermann’s free podcast”

Gas station had sign “Like us on Facebook”. What kind of life do you have to be leading to have nothing better to do than that?

Oh. Keith Olbermann liked them.

ME: “Buttercup, did you miss your daddy today?”
BUTTERCUP (18mo): “Umm…”

“Oh. No one won the lottery. The money goes into the fire.”

Don’t know why Congress thinks they can get away with 2,700 page laws when reading a 6 page Constitution is obviously too strenuous for them.

For April Fools, I put a million dollar check in the collection plate.

For April Fools, I robbed a liquor store (I’ll return the money today).

“These thrones… we’ll make a game of them.” -line from Game of Thrones, presumably

“You’re not a team player. This may be a game of thrones, but I’m benching you!” -line from Game of Thrones, again assuming

April Fools Day fills Mr. T with great pity.

Just because it wasn’t intended doesn’t mean it won’t work out for the better.

It seems like Dawkins is reacting from some weird psychological tic. Maybe when he was a kid, a deity jumped out from a bush and scared him.

The best thing I can say about the first book of Stephen King’s Dark Tower series is that it was short.

At least Stephen King’s foreword for it was very apologetic

8 Comments

  1. I was bullied, and like most kids, passed along the meanness to others. Had it gotten serious, expulsions would have happened. The main difference between then and now is that while parents cared, they knew their children could be horrible little creeps. Now parents either don’t care, or they care so much about their little angels that they have to ruin Easter egg hunts so that babycakes can get a stupid egg.

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/03/26/easter-egg-hunt-canceled-due-to-aggressive-helicopter-parents/

    The real issue: Our parents were not morons. Many parents nowadays are.

  2. Last Thursday, 45 of us at work each chipped in $5 for the Mega Millions lottery. That’s 225 tickets. WE WON! WOO-HOO! We won $16. We are donating the winnings to charity.

  3. Do we really have a bullying crisis, or is it the same it’s always been and we just started caring about it?

    We didn’t have a bullying problem until liberals told kids they couldn’t fight back when they were bullied.

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