To liberals still not understanding what’s so funny about Obama eating a dog, I’ll try and explain: OBAMA ATE A DOG!
So sad I missed BlogCon. One of these days, I have to start going to those sorts of things.
At conservative events, I really should be a headline speaker talking about how to be awesome.
Okay, Pandora, I’m sorry I thumbed-up that one Nickelback song. I learned my lesson. Please stop playing Nickelback.
From how much Nickelback sounds like poseurs in all their songs, I can only assume the band members have the world’s smallest penises.
I think a good policy is to assume a U.S. Senator is a useless idiot unless there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
So has Obama still refused to promise he won’t eat anymore children’s puppies? #No8
I know there are a lot of more important issues out there than dog-eating, but Obama isn’t addressing those either.
My random thought: This morning Sydney proudly looked at my chest, pointed and excitedly said, “Two boobs!” Then she waved and said, “Bye bye, boobs.” Well apparently my chest has a toddler fan club.
Carolyn: I hate when that happens. Especially since I am a male.
All this dog-eating has got to stop. Native Americans ate no dogs because you can’t use every part of them like you can the buffalo. The bones are too small and brittle by comparison. No horns. And if you make a coat from them everyone says you smell like the dog. Might as well not eat them, I say.
Carolyn, you Mommies are all alike. 😉
Joe Biden: We have created or saved a bazillion dog eating jokes. Well, they are really facts, but they are still funny. Ya wanna know why Hush Puppies shoes are like saying grace at dinner? Obama never wastes time with either one when he is eating a dog. Hahahahaha. Hey Fido, stand up and… oh God, Obama ate his legs. Lets give Fido a hand folks.
Give Fido a hand because Obama ate that, too.
The TSA doesn’t eat dogs…they are dogs. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2134280/Weeping-year-old-girl-accused-carrying-GUN-TSA-officers-hugged-grandmother-passing-security.html#ixzz1sxAVHmrN
Carolyn, Buttercup is a very good talker, so now if she sees my boobs (like if I’m changing clothes), she says, “Nurse?”
Mine does the same, Carolyn, but he calls them baby milks.